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Letter to The Hague the main Hera gaageru (please send a copy to Geneva main zheneveru) in the Court of Human programmers

We nizhepodsavshiesya programmers Nisichenko ON Sweden and AV, weary of a long and difficult struggle for our freedom, we ask you to intervene in this process and stop:
 - Genocide and the Holocaust;
 - The most severe abuse and massacres of programmers using inhumane methods of torture (rack and klizmu (through the "L" softer!)) Istyazatelstv (number of magic spells and voodoo 7 steps);
 - Antipersonnel mines prohibited vanishing 20 years ago;
 - Biological weapons (for President Bush, that did not seek - it is on the territory of the blue group in the manual, ask Maria Ivanovna);
 - Chemical weapons in the form of tubes with powder for filling kardtrizhdey different laser technology, oops! Vanishing and laser-guided! (5 tons of powder illiquid RDX - who may be interested, we sell surplus stock);
 - Sound gun - pseudo mannequins Manager №1 and №2;
 - Unwise weapon - accounting and planning department;
 - Homing service mode by the smell of alcohol;

stand that can not no one, even the most tenacious programmer (if it all together, and only a slight malaise).

Moreover workplaces do not meet the international standard ISO9001 and understaffed following vital equipment necessary for the normal functioning of the main systems programmer of life, namely the lack of:
 - Chair with wheels, motors and flight attendants;
 - Qualified medical care, in addition to gynecological examination and smears past;
 - Cold beer and apparatus for cooking potato chips, popcorn, peanuts, pistachios, on odd days - a light blow job, and in even - pencil sharpeners;
 - Compatibility and interoperability of electronic cards with blue credit card and platinum group of the international system VISA;

In this regard, we prostrate themselves (not to be confused with the Kama Sutra pose №45 «cancer") and fully trust in your programmistolyubie (in a good way, about the "cancer" read above) and ask you to intervene in this unprecedented in its scale and brutality crime against the rational part of the human community (I wonder why the Jews did not suffer?) ever perpetrated reasonable and unreasonable beings.
We look forward to your active position (№69, in contrast to the position of a semi №45, bears all the members of joy and peace).

Sent by Denis