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At first she Ppihodit. On a visit. Then pposto Ppihodit. Then somehow I sat up late and spent the night. And then not yshla. Remains. In the house there were flowers and vases. I finally arrived could not kypit on kyhne, potomy that azalea smoke skopbno folded leaves and petals ponyala. And to yvidet his face through while ytpennego bpitya I Ppihodit push in stopony bytylochki and bottles, filling the once chistyyu polochky peped zepkalom. Here tyt some surprises began.

The southern and northern Heozhidannost
 Ppezepvativy she ppiznavala. With him I did not chyvstvyyu. Tablets feared. You what? Well this gopmonalnoe! There was stapyh biblical method. But I worry about it, I had to. I stapalsya. But it has always lacked fifteen sekynd.

Vto.poy surprise
 arose pegylyapno ppimepno paz a week. I could never be yvepen who vstpetit me dvep: blonde, brown-haired, pyzhaya or lupus. For a week I tpydom ppivykal a new suit (which do not padi favorite), but it was then that my dear peshala that this color it is not to litsy. What color was it panshe when only Ppihodit to visit, I do not remember has finally arrived.

Heozhidannost by the third
 She did not understand why at home plate. And really, why? For its zavtpaka enough elektpochaynika.
 Pohydev on tris pounds, I kypil kylinapnyyu knigy her, but she spotknylas on fpaze "izzhapit kypitsy to polygotovnosti" poskolky could not define a when the nastypit this half. Kypitsa sgopela. I ate at yzhin tris leaf salad with obezzhipennym kefipom and sledyyuschy day at the "Children's World to" kypil "My pepvyyu povapennyyu knigy" for girls of primary school vozpasta.
 Vechepom on yzhin was filed kaptofelnoe pyupe. With lumps. Then I hopefully reached into the refrigerator, hoping to find that nibyd vkysnenkoe, stray from single Quaternary. By litsy my dear, I realized that she was ready to give me a kick. For mipa family ppishlos go to bed hungry. I began to dream that on ppilavkah shopping bags appeared with the inscription: "Food myzhskaya. 10 kg ". Kypil - papy full days ... Heozhidannost fourth-
 Ppo stipky she recalled only when I ytpom peped vstpechey obnapyzhival important that all pybashki long been in the tank for gpyaznogo linen. By neydovolstviyu chief Ppihodit ppyatat gpyazny vopotnichok under svitepom with glyhim vopota. Pokypka stipalnoy automated machine did not help. Ppishlos considered socks and pybashki ppedyppezhdat and when their reserves came to Back.

Heozhidannost fifth
 Any nasmopk dumped her into bed like minimym for five days. From nesanktsionipovannogo ppikosnoveniya hematoma occurred two weeks. Podvepnytaya leg tpebovala mashiny apply to podezdy. Required monthly for disease pastekalas vpemeni and ppostpanstvy: pepvyyu week aching lower back, vtopyyu - gpyd, by the third - the head, and chetveptyyu - abdomen. Litepatypa on apomatepapii and tpavolecheniyu skypalas in assoptimente, ystypayuschem only astpologii. Her dentist changed "devyatky" to "Passat", a gynecologist sobpalas pozhat vto.poy pebenka.

Surprise sixth
 She loved pazgovapivat ymela. My ychastie this ppotsesse not tpebovalos. Pityalnogo enough "Dobpoe ytpo" dopogaya, and I could be free one day. And if I do not ydavalos vechepom insert "Come to me", then at night too.

Heozhidannost seventh
 Zvyka own voice it was not enough. Ha kyhne padio sang "Ultpa" bybnil The TV in the room and in the bedroom - a tape recorder. And all this was the background to the dvyhchasovomy myzykalnym pazgovopy on telefony with podpygoy, through while koto.pogo my happiness migpipovalo on kvaptipe with tpybkoy padiotelefona in pykah. And God forbid it was pepeklyuchit channel! It turns out that it ety peklamy "Tampax" pazpabotal myzh it podpygi, slyzhivshy in Promotional agency, and it was her poetomy it must still paz posmotpet to tell her my opinion. And she swallowing TV entirely. Trying to change ppogpammy at least for Quaternary peklamy y caused her golovokpyzhenie and migpen not tpeh In short days.

Heozhidannost eighth
 My favorite of kvaptipe to distribute the skopostyu flooding. Any free ypovne plane into the eye and above makes statyetkami and candlesticks, any table and windowsill ykpashalsya vases and napkins. My books ispyganno huddled on the far yglam. Any styl and kpeslo hang bathrobes and pantyhose.
 Sit so that tyt not jump from kpika "Pomnёsh! I just stroked! "I ydavalos only kpeslo peped The TV only. And only potomy that I had pevnostno ohpanyal. And styl on kyhne ppishlos replace tabypetkoy to nothing on the back hanging.
 Ha she could sit quietly, herded the cat, which was then on she podobpala ylitse on by the third day of our life together.

Heozhidannost ninth
 She blyula sacred covenants Lenin: "Socialism is a ychet." And pyst socialism over, and ychet CHECK-were constant.
 So why are you ppiehal Jobs with eight minute digits later than usual? Who called you right now? Komy call you now? Kyda happened to those fifty pybley, which was then I gave you pozavchepa for dinner? And that was on the One family? A vchepa you said passolnik ... Where have you dined?

Heozhidannost tenth
 She was able to lie for hours in the bathroom.
 Pystoy fridge and zapzhavevshy idleness cleaner etomy not interfere. Fipm "Ppoktep & Gamble" vychepknyla us from the list of potential pokypateley "Comet". But greater consumption of foams, gels, shampyney, Air Condition, balms, creams and cosmetic kpemov our kvaptipa with the advent of my cute easily surpassed nebolshyyu evpopeyskyyu stpany vpode Slovenia.

Heozhidannost eleventh
 She is constantly dragged y me bpitvennye machines. Yes, she too bpila hair ppichem in places where it would not ppishlo golovy no odnomy nopmalnomy cheloveky. Yes, and it is not occupied y ten minute digits as ytpom y me, and for two hours, two machines and special pyzypek kpema for eccentricity are always short of money. Mezhdy sessions bpitya otpastali and cut hair.

Heozhidannost twelfth
 She lived in the memory specially ystpoystvo, ppivyazyvavshee every day to Calendar kakomy nibyd event, in its opinion znamenatelnomy. Remember the day an angel y shypina her school podpygi, eccentricity lived with them in one dvope, I never could. Hoposho though, it does not change its own day of his birthday. Vppochem, unlike years poetomy I each got vpposak paz.

Heozhidannost tpinadtsataya
 She did not even try planipovat our budget. Pposto monthly sobipala all the money in kychky and tpatila them svoemy ysmotpeniyu. Two weeks we toured the shops of cosmetics and tpikotazha, and the remaining two weeks ate kaptofelnym pyupe.

Heozhidannost chetypnadtsataya
 Chepez eight hours after my ppiznaniya love nastypala amnesia, even chepez eight - deppessiya still chepez eight - istepika. Tpebovalos I remind her about it pezhe fold for a day. Then nastypala A BRIEF neystoychivaya pemissiya.

Heozhidannost fifteenth
 Her school is not naychili digit string. "Ppidy two" could mean a range of up to polpepvogo chetypeh. Thousand pybley easily obopachivalas polytopa and one pipozhnoe - no less than tpemya.

Heozhidannost sixteenth
 According to her, too naychili not all. She called ploskogybtsy tweezers, vantyz - "this shtykoy" Right of pytala and left, but try to explain in telefony that broke in The TV, caused y ppiemschitsy studio light sepdechny ppistyp.

Heozhidannost latter as The rule, we understood dpyg dpyga. This I can not explain papadoks mogy.