:)) not bad

All accusations against our beloved police about her slow mobility unjustifiably high.
 A friend told me: they serve in a senior lieutenant of militia. One evening after work, he went to a local bar ...
They met by chance one a lady. She invited him to dinner, hinting that she is preparing a great breakfast.
Starley still the walker, without getting into deep conversations enthusiastically accepted the offer.
As the night passed, history is silent, but in the morning at 7 o'clock in the wild fright lady wakes starleya and reports that half a meter from the front door is her husband nervously shakes the bell ...
Pants, shirt, shoes and jacket lively and messy were stretched along the path from the bed to the window.
 It was winter, the snow piled up on the day to his ears in the morning ... An old lady came even walk her dog ...
 Suddenly, out of the window of the 3rd floor, flashing a badge and cursing obscenities, dives straight into a snowdrift cop.
Granny is out, his mouth is ... airs Starley, getting out of the snow:
 "What mother, looking, anxiety shit ...»

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