Jokes about zhenschina Bashny.Net

If a woman is silent and does not mind, then she sleeps.

 - Girl, you and I complement each other perfectly. I'm smart, funny, kind, smart, placable, patient, intelligent, loyal, reliable, talented ...

Explanatory Dictionary:
 The woman - a weak, helpless creature, which can not be saved.

Husband - wife holding a baby in her arms shouting: "How much more time will pass until it becomes a source of joy and pleasure»

Women's logic is in a nutshell: I want to ...

The life of a man is not considered complete until he gets married. But after the marriage of his life ends

What sober girl's mind, then the drunken mouth

With sweet heaven in a cottage, if cute on PORSHE

From impotence still has not died, but no one was born ...

Some heads of people - both from scissors mower: not known that would cut, but the gardener exhaust

Quarreled with his wife for three days ... do not talk ... My God, it's just some kind of celebration !!!