New aphorisms

Only trees hate New Year ...
 Rare Snow Maiden will reach the middle of the fire ...
 Oh, frost in January, when the outhouse!
 Boy confused - instead called Lapland to Sicily and ordered a Santa Claus ...
 If you see a sober Father Frost, the more likely it is - Santa Claus
 Youth - is when you no longer believe that the New Year comes to you Santa Claus, but also hope that you will come to the Maiden
 Following the action "Click Santa Claus!" Coca-Cola Company plans to start the New Year action "Santa Claus Bekapni" and "Snow White Aspect»
 Today's children are expected not when it comes Santa Claus, and when the parents leave
 Morons does not have a life, we make the housing office thugs.
 Santa Claus came to me sweet! Or at least ...
polusladenkogo  Today - New Year ?! Then another two hundred. Vadim Zverev
 What a wonderful country Russia: New Year begin to meet somewhere in the Far East, and ends somewhere under the table.
 Frost - a session of cryotherapy
 The student two holidays: New Year and every day! It is said in the New Year in a sobering-up station will be significant discount ... we will have to throw off them much ...
 Never attach the New Year snowflakes on the refrigerator - a drunken guests they resemble the letter F ....
 Dear santa claus! All I want for the New Year - this is your list of girls who misbehaved.
 New Year a success, if January 1, ashamed, but do not remember to whom ...
 On the night of December 31, January 1, the fate of the door opens in front of you into a new life, but at this time it is difficult to get them.
 Grandfather-raisers
 The most secret presidential decree called "On ensuring at least some of the country's defense capability at 5 am on 1 January each year,»
 As artists like shoot stories about how they first of January at 9 am at the concert ... Who they are driven about it? Can you imagine at least one spectator who first of January at 9 am at the concert will be ...?
 Early January for Russians coincide with the beginning of the month "drabadan»