10 signs that spring has come

10 signs that spring has come:

1. You have finally decided to go with the child to the rink.
2. Ceni scored flown swallows.
3. White becomes black, and black - green.
4. On the roof drips testosterone.
5. You have started to run, but now prevents slush.
6. Apartments are transformed into hotbeds of seedlings.
7. Throughout climbed winter shit. Dogs are much more interesting to walk.
8. Girls, buyout "is not acquainted in transport", now "not familiar" and on the street.
9. Cats can not stare at all this mess in cats.
10. The wife thinks your daily indecent already returning home in a sleigh.