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It was my child years 5. One day in the summer on the door of a wild call while running open, I hear that already in the door batters! Horror heart breaks at the thought of what it might be and what happened! Open, bursts son, all wet, red and disheveled, under his arm a soccer ball, "Have you ever called me, know that there are jokes about Vovochka ??? !!!»
I - Well, yes, of course ...
Outrage, turning into violent indignation - and you still have so called ?!
I - What? A beautiful name - Vladimir. Here Vovchik Baranova, too, so call ...
Enlightening face - Well, yes ... And he still had no luck with the last name ...
Second and my sonny porysachil back ...