The real story. Food in the bus home from work. Sitting in front of mom and son 4 years. Coaches, go long. Mom distracts baby talk, so as not to miss. Carry with them a small toy - dog.
- How to name your dog?
- I do not know ...
- Well, the dog must have a name. What's her name?
The child, after reflection, loud, prolonged:
Mom shocked. Explanations son:
- Name - beautiful! She is so good - dog. Ba-abochka.
- Spell it's better ball. Or Tuzik.
Then again, my mother:
- Tomorrow will go to visit your godfather (his father, apparently), his Rita (probably his wife) was born a girl - ma-vermillion.
- I want a girl! And I'll buy myself a girl! Do you know where you can buy a girl?
After long explanations mother that there is no such place, the question arises sister. Child joyfully:
- Do you want a girl? And I also want a girl! I'll feed her, wear, sleep stack!
Agreed at last. Mom:
- What we call our girl?