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A topical joke about construction and three foremen
Ninety two million eighty two thousand three hundred fifty three
Decided in a major city to build a new stadium and announced a competition for construction. First to the Chairman of the Commission was Brigadier-Moldovan said:
— Well, chief, I got acquainted with your project...
And what can I say? How much will the construction cost?
— I think that in 2 million we will definitely meet.
Okay. I need to think.
Along came the foreman, a German. Chairman:
— Are you familiar with the project?
Yes.
— How much to build?
Approximately 4 million.
— It is clear. I will contact you.
Third went to the office Russian Brigadier and said,
— So, captain, the project saw the price to say ready.
— Well?
— 8 million just runs out.
The Chairman nearly fell off his chair.
— 8 million? Why so many?
— Why, why? See: 3 million me 3 for you, and for the remaining 2 you stadium Moldovans build!
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via factroom.ru
Decided in a major city to build a new stadium and announced a competition for construction. First to the Chairman of the Commission was Brigadier-Moldovan said:
— Well, chief, I got acquainted with your project...
And what can I say? How much will the construction cost?
— I think that in 2 million we will definitely meet.
Okay. I need to think.
Along came the foreman, a German. Chairman:
— Are you familiar with the project?
Yes.
— How much to build?
Approximately 4 million.
— It is clear. I will contact you.
Third went to the office Russian Brigadier and said,
— So, captain, the project saw the price to say ready.
— Well?
— 8 million just runs out.
The Chairman nearly fell off his chair.
— 8 million? Why so many?
— Why, why? See: 3 million me 3 for you, and for the remaining 2 you stadium Moldovans build!
The website is now at Classmates! Push:
via factroom.ru
Wanted to defuse the situation, but it turned out as always…
One phrase my daughter has literally restored my faith in our own strength