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Man comes home after work and excitedly tells his wife:
Darling, I have wonderful news! I think my head is going to promote me. He's going to come tomorrow to visit us, you need to treat with something tasty.
I'm sorry, dear, but what do I serve? We have absolutely no money for some expensive delicacies in the fridge there was only a package of green peas and some vegetables…
— Honey, you're clever, think of something! Depends on my job!
— But, darling... What can I do?!
Okay... will Do: when coming chief, I'll tell him you're going to pork with vegetables and peas, and while you're in the kitchen, I poured the head of our homemade liqueurs. And then you break a dish and my question answer, I accidentally dropped a dish with pork, and served the vegetables and peas.
The next day to visit the family head comes my husband, he treats his trademark infusion. Suddenly from the kitchen came a horrible noise. The husband yells to his wife:
— Honey, what happened? You dropped something?
From the kitchen you can hear the muffled sobs and nothing more. Angry husband yelling louder than before:
— Expensive! Surely you dropped on the floor of their delicious pork!
No, came the muffled voice of his wife, I dropped the peas with vegetables…
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Man comes home after work and excitedly tells his wife:
Darling, I have wonderful news! I think my head is going to promote me. He's going to come tomorrow to visit us, you need to treat with something tasty.
I'm sorry, dear, but what do I serve? We have absolutely no money for some expensive delicacies in the fridge there was only a package of green peas and some vegetables…
— Honey, you're clever, think of something! Depends on my job!
— But, darling... What can I do?!
Okay... will Do: when coming chief, I'll tell him you're going to pork with vegetables and peas, and while you're in the kitchen, I poured the head of our homemade liqueurs. And then you break a dish and my question answer, I accidentally dropped a dish with pork, and served the vegetables and peas.
The next day to visit the family head comes my husband, he treats his trademark infusion. Suddenly from the kitchen came a horrible noise. The husband yells to his wife:
— Honey, what happened? You dropped something?
From the kitchen you can hear the muffled sobs and nothing more. Angry husband yelling louder than before:
— Expensive! Surely you dropped on the floor of their delicious pork!
No, came the muffled voice of his wife, I dropped the peas with vegetables…
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