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20 brilliant phrases, accidentally uttered in a dream
There are people who have this unnecessary talent of talking in their sleep. Sometimes they unknowingly give away their secrets, and sometimes - sparkling pearls. In the morning, they don’t remember anything.
Website I collected stories of people who were in the same place and at the same time with these lovers to talk in their dreams.
- A roommate once asked: Sunflower oil, zebra, union, do you need anything or not? ?
- One day, when Dad was building a garage, he patted his mother on the shoulder at night and said, “Here we’ll put another row of bricks.”
- The roommate from the medical department spoke Latin the night before the test. Loud, distinct and creepy.
- The husband asks, “Did you close the door?” Don’t tell me I’m going to have to go to my neighbor and tell her to close the door. Barely put to bed.
- At summer camp, my counselors and I decided to play a joke on a couple of sleeping kids, checking out the old myth that if you put your hand in warm water, he will immediately wet his pants. The myth, thank God, was not confirmed, but one boy very amusingly removed his hand from the cup and said:"Come on, madam. I can't swim!
- "I'm the queen, the queen," I kept telling the whole camp in a dream after a beauty contest in which I didn't even win.
- I opened my eyes and said to my neighbor, “Sorry, it’s all Decl’s pigtails.”
- My boyfriend is constantly talking in his sleep. He said, “Give me the knife.” I'm asking what knife. And he said, "Give me the knife, I'm not going to kill anyone, I need to shave my legs."
- Sleeping brother in the middle of the night jumps up with the phrase: "Boys, frost - 40!"
- I said to my mother, Turn off this vacuum cleaner, the chickens are freezing. And move, not in the supermarket.?
- "Sadness of our victories!" I told my wife at 3 a.m. and fell asleep again.
- I have insomnia, lying down, reading a book from the phone. Husband wakes up in fright, grabs his shoulder: "Where's my blue chocolate?"
Me (joking): "In the fridge. In place.
With a blissful smile, he falls on the pillow and continues to sleep. - The three of us once slept in the same room: my boyfriend and I share the same bed and my brother in the next one. The next morning, my boyfriend says: my brother in a dream says: “We have to go!” – and I also answer him in a dream: “Let’s go now!”
Based on thequestion, Overheard, sleeptalkinman
via sleeptalkinman.blogspot.ru
