As we wanted to bring to the barracks girls, but something went wrong

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When I was still in the army at the demobilization we began to slowly lead to a couple of girls, so to speak, easy to lift. So them and drove on, if one night we get caught Sergeant. He shouted and warned that more such did not repeat. Threatened that otherwise will delay our discharge for several months.

We, of course, bored, but not for long. Someone very smart suggested a great idea to make a bag out of improvised means and to attach to it, the straps from the parachute. Here is a simple invention like we pulled from the second floor window, ladies, one sat down in the makeshift cradle, and then we have them safely delivered to his apartment.

But one day something terrible happened — we caught the evil mayor, who did not give Lieutenant-Colonel, and he was furious. In short, he saw, as we deliver girls to themselves, quietly crept up, one pushed back and he sat in the bag. The yard is almost night, from the second floor can not see someone being dragged.

That's him and raised to the level of our window. He saw us, and immediately yelled. We're soldiers, so inertia stood at attention!

The result: each of three days ' imprisonment, and the major broken leg and numerous bruises.

via factroom.ru