A damn funny joke about a greedy neighbor and a case in court

The court is hearing the case of a man who killed several people. Judge:

- So, defendant, a week ago you killed a milkman with a wrench.

A man in a hat jumps up from the back row and shouts:

- You bastard!

- Silence in court! Defendant, the next day you beat the postman to death with a shovel.

Again, the same man's cry:

- You bastard!

Man, calm down! the judge says. - Continue. Defendant, do you admit that after committing these two murders, you also killed a salesman with an axe?

- What is it? the man shouts again from the last row.

- I understand that you are shocked by these terrible crimes, but in the courtroom it is necessary to observe silence, otherwise I will write you a fine.

- You don’t understand! the man shouts in despair. For twenty years I lived next door to this man. And every time I went to him to borrow a wrench, a shovel or an axe, that bastard said he didn't have any!

via factroom.ru