"Once more pull..." Bashny.Net

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Somehow Friday night we went with friends to the bar. Sat, culturally drank, I needed to go to the bathroom. Walked in and immediately grabbed the door handle the first available stall. She did not budge, I pulled her a couple of times with great effort, the result is the same. And there came a voice:

— Come on, pull again!

At that moment I was a little tipsy, so it seemed to me that it is a voice from heaven, pointing the way for me, and I obediently yanked the handle again.

Ha, is that all you got?! Come on, pull like a man!

I strained my biceps, triceps and other muscles, and again pulled him out the door. But she never opened.

— Well, closed, apparently, Yes, the woodpecker? — heard "the voice of God," the man sitting in the same booth.

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