Comes in a cat cafe... Then just scream! Bashny.Net

Ever wondered what would happen if animals could talk? The website provides the reader with an anecdote, in which a cat was trying to get a job!



A cat walks into a cafe, orders a coffee and cake. Waiter standing with his mouth open. Cat:

What?

— Um You are a cat!

Yes.

— Are you talking to?!

— What news! You will get my order or not?

— Oh, excuse me, of course, will bring. I just have never seen before...

— And I here before, and wasn't. I'm looking for work, had the interview, I decided that coffee.

The waiter returns with the order, sees the cat, banging out something on the laptop keyboard.

— Your coffee. I was thinking... You're looking for a job, right? Just my uncle is the Director of the circus, and he gladly would have taken you on a great salary!

Is the circus? — said the cat. — This is where arena, dome, band?

— Yes!

— Clowns, acrobats, elephants?

— Yes!

— Cotton candy, popcorn, lollipops?

— Yes, Yes, Yes!

— Sounds interesting! What for the programmer?

via factroom.ru