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10 funny short jokes that will be remembered for a long time!
One has only to start the morning with fresh jokes, as the whole day flies by unnoticed! Website We offer the reader a dozen new jokes that will charge you with positive for a long time. 
In the morning, my husband, watching a picture of me covering my hair with hairspray, says:
- You shouldn't have translated dichlorophos, your cockroaches are immortal!
I'm an owl. I can turn my head 270 degrees. Lark with a punch.
I wanted a roll dinner. I text my husband, "Buy me California or Philadelphia." The answer came: “I can only buy 6 acres in the Tyumen region.”
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For example, if they're wrapping around your throat, it means the lady's probably a little upset.
- Man, I think I got better.
- Come on! You have perfect parameters!
- Really?
- 90-120-176, just like a snowman!
- Mom, my dad beat me twice today!
- For what?
- The first time I showed him the diary with deuces, and the second time he saw it was his old diary.
- Witness, tell us what you were doing on December 17, 2008 at 12:43.
- Well, I sat at home in my chair... He held a calendar and looked at the clock.
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In the morning, my husband, watching a picture of me covering my hair with hairspray, says:
- You shouldn't have translated dichlorophos, your cockroaches are immortal!
I'm an owl. I can turn my head 270 degrees. Lark with a punch.
I wanted a roll dinner. I text my husband, "Buy me California or Philadelphia." The answer came: “I can only buy 6 acres in the Tyumen region.”
You can tell a lot about a woman by her hands. For example, if they're wrapping around your throat, it means the lady's probably a little upset.
- Man, I think I got better.
- Come on! You have perfect parameters!
- Really?
- 90-120-176, just like a snowman!
- Mom, my dad beat me twice today!
- For what?
- The first time I showed him the diary with deuces, and the second time he saw it was his old diary.
- Witness, tell us what you were doing on December 17, 2008 at 12:43.
- Well, I sat at home in my chair... He held a calendar and looked at the clock.
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