About Vaska Oblique and iron logic. The story really shows. Bashny.Net

Female logic, you say? Well, well. The website tells a joke! In the morning the father tells his sons:

— Some bastard stole our cow at night!

Junior says:

Once a skunk, so little growth.

Average:

— Just short, then, of the Robins.

Senior:

— Time of a Robin, then, Vaska Scythe.

Went to the Robin, Diagon slapped in the face — does not give a cow. Didn't steal, he says.

Brothers took Vaska Oblique to the magistrate — so and so stole a cow, and does not give. Slapped in the face — does not give. The judge asked them:

— Why did you decide that this is Vaska a Scythe?

— Why? — meet the brothers stole a cow, so the reptile was stolen, time reptile, small, if small in stature, that of a Robin, there's all the short time of a Robin, then it's clear that Vaska
Scythe.

— Interesting logic — says the judge — Well, okay. What I have here in this box?

— Square box, ' said my father.

— So, it is round, ' said the younger.

— Round, then orange, — said medium.

Orange — clear root, orange, — said the elder.

The judge pulled out an orange box, and said, thoughtfully, looking at Vaska:

— Slash, damn it, faithful brethren cow!

via factroom.ru