12 Life Lessons from Cats and Dogs

Do you have a pet? Take a closer look at him. He will teach you some lessons you would never have learned without him. Who do we start with? I suggest starting with the cat.

12 Life Lessons from a Cat

1. It is better to sit by the window, look at the world and judge those fools who came out into this dangerous, unknown world. In fact, staying inside is always preferable. Home is where the food is.

2. Cats were used in ancient Egypt exclusively for worship and no cat will let you forget it. People would call it calm confidence. Cats call it “respect me as a goddess, because even my ass deserves more respect than you.”

3. Any time is a time for a sweet nap and any place is a good time for it.

4. You don’t have to argue for a long time and insist on your own. A muted but powerful hiss is a much more effective way to prove yourself right.

5. The best way to start is to hate everyone, and then decide if you're going to be okay with that person.

6. In general, people are terrible. Avoid them. Ignore it.

7. There are few people who deserve your love. They can be differentiated from other people by how often they pet and feed you.

8. Meow is actually a universal language.

9. Make sure at least three people love you.

10. Always be a little elusive and mysterious to people. It keeps a mystery. It's like people like cat and mouse. It's not a game. Cats show their love by killing mice and bringing them to the feet of a loved one.

11. People who really love you will love you no matter how disgusting an antisocial bully you are. Lacking social skills, be warm and fluffy.

12. “Fall seven times, get up eight” is the main lesson of life.





12 Life Lessons from a Dog

1. If someone feeds you with a hand, there are few options, it is either love or poison.

2. Even if you hurt someone by just playing with their favorite sweater for a little while, snuggle up to them and be very friendly. It will be very difficult for this person to be angry with you.

3. The puppy’s look works in 85% of cases. But don't use it when you accidentally wet someone on the floor or puke in the bathtub.

4. Always reciprocate with those you love. Greet them with warmth and excitement. It is this seemingly simple act that can make their day.

5. Walking outside is one of the best things in the world. Go for a walk in the park, but not along the paths, but directly through the trees. This is the main interest and intrigue.

6. Take responsibility for those around you. Look the enemy in the eye and be alert.

7. All people are, by definition, very good. Love and appreciate everyone until they prove otherwise.

8. Know when to turn over and pretend to be dead and when to growl.

9. Never bite the hand that feeds you. Seriously, respect your bosses and the payroll.

10. Lick people. This is the best way to show your love for them. Do this often and vigorously.

11. Be playful and kind to others. This is the perfect cure for any moron.

12. Life is short and at the same time delightful. At first, we are just young puppies who barely know the intricacies of adulthood and follow the advice of adults. Enjoy every second of this life. And don't pay attention to all the bitches that keep you from really living.



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