Dialogues with the brain, which leads every day Bashny.Net

So we are arranged, it is not always our actions are rational and justified. Moreover, sometimes we behave, to put it mildly, strange. Witty users of social networks fantasize and have suggested why this is happening. < Website publishes some of the most amusing examples of our "dialogue with the brain».





I "woke»
. Brain: "Sit down, downcast at the corner of the bed»
. Me: "But why ?!»
Brain: "Well, it is necessary»

. Me: "I looked the time, tidy up the phone»
. Brain: "Get the phone time to look»
. Me: "What? I just watched! »
Brain: "Yes? Well, how many now? »

I "Opt watermelon»
. Brain: "Knock on it»
. Me: "Why?»
Brain: "Well, it is necessary»

. Me: "I see a cat yawning»
. Brain: "Stick his finger in his mouth»
. Me: "Why?»
Brain: "Up, you say»

. I "got in an awkward situation»
. Brain: "flipping the phone menu»
. Me: "But why ?!»
Brain: "You must»

. Me: "I see a smooth and even stone»
. Brain:. "Take»
Me: "Why?»
Brain: "Well, it is necessary»

. I: "He opened the refrigerator, looked closed»
. Brain: "Look again in five minutes»
Me: "Why?»
Brain: "I tell you, look»

. Me: "You have to sleep»
. Brain: "Sit still on the Internet»
. I am. "Get up early tomorrow»
Brain: "No, sit More»

. I "talking on the phone»
. Brain: "Draw some on a piece of garbage»
. Me: "Why?»
Brain: "Draw»

. Me: "Hey, come on half an hour more'll work?»
Brain: "BAMBOLEYO!»
Me: "Well, we also have to finish everything today!»
Brain: "BAMBOLEYO!»



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