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15 sparkling jokes with a British accent
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Aristocratic British humor is a sign of subtle mind. To some it may seem peculiar and complicated, but it does not deprive him of the unique charm.
< Website gathered 15 great British jokes, after which you are precisely like apt humorous prim British.
- Recently, a new batch of people who hate people. However, they organize the FIG. How should this happen?
- People who hate people, unite
! - And there will be people
? - Will
. - Do not, then I can not
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- I love jokes. I often kidding kids on holidays. For example, last year I was all built in the corridor, he went out, closed the door and did not come back.
- The women are so kind that would indicate that you do, to the end your days.
- - I agree. Hope was created in order to prevent us to accept the reality.
- You say it to seem smarter
. - I know. You also should try- The sad reality:. I spent 7 years in the best Russian Medical University, studying how to treat any human bodies, but not the heart. I'm talking about the heartache, of course - in cardiology at me five
.
- - At the door stands a man with a mustache
. - Tell him that I already have- I remember when I was a child, in the phone book was someone named "Mr. Bastard.". And we called him and said, "Hey, Dave, you can, please?" He said: "There is no one by the name of Dave." And we: "Oh, must have been some other bastard ...»
- The British were at least an inch taller than they were 20 years ago. And all because 20 years ago we were all children
- -. It seems to me, inhaling the smoke into the lungs kills
. - My doctors told me that it helps to relax the throat
. - They're idiots
. - They knighted
. -. Then idiots officially
- This room is charming. There was much darker when my mother in law lived here. However, she was not a bright man.
According to the materials: British humor
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- This room is charming. There was much darker when my mother in law lived here. However, she was not a bright man.
- -. It seems to me, inhaling the smoke into the lungs kills
- The British were at least an inch taller than they were 20 years ago. And all because 20 years ago we were all children
- I remember when I was a child, in the phone book was someone named "Mr. Bastard.". And we called him and said, "Hey, Dave, you can, please?" He said: "There is no one by the name of Dave." And we: "Oh, must have been some other bastard ...»
- - At the door stands a man with a mustache
- The sad reality:. I spent 7 years in the best Russian Medical University, studying how to treat any human bodies, but not the heart. I'm talking about the heartache, of course - in cardiology at me five
- - I agree. Hope was created in order to prevent us to accept the reality.
- The women are so kind that would indicate that you do, to the end your days.
- I love jokes. I often kidding kids on holidays. For example, last year I was all built in the corridor, he went out, closed the door and did not come back.
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