According to Alexander Shirvindt About Age: Aging is not scary!

In our age (75 years and above), you can not change anything and nothing can throw.

I quit smoking many times, but to no good it has not resulted. Returns back to this vice, is a son whom I was very afraid and obey, said: "Everything that's enough»

. And then I have put on a wonderful academic, warning that he will not accept anyone, but I know from somewhere, and ready to talk.

I have collected the complete works of urine and drove off into the end of the road enthusiasts.

Mansion, silence, walking bow-legged lovely ladies in plastic coats. Carpets, huge office. On the walls of gratitude letters from Napoleon, by Peter I, from Nebuchadnezzar ... and academics sitting in a gold-rimmed glasses.

"How old are you?" - Says
. Why, say, four will be.
"We are, then, the same age, I'm younger than you in a year».

When he saw my folder analyzes, he waved his hands:
"I beg you to remove." I liked it already. To look at the dossier did not.
"And what do you have?" I said: "Firstly, my knees hurt in the morning"
. - "And I, on the contrary, in the evening. What else? »
- "Dyspnea»
. - "Well, this is normal»
. - "I started to get tired quickly»
. - "Correctly. I, too.
In our age, as it should be. »

I calmed down. Since academician of medicine feels just like me, then what to say then?
In parting, I said that I quit smoking.

He looked at me through the gold-rimmed spectacles:
"My dear, why?
At our age you can not change anything and nothing can throw. Survive as it is ». B>

I kissed his letters and left.
Genius! And if he read my piss ...

Alexander Shirvindt

: Storyfo.ru

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