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Odessans are not accustomed to climb his words:. A great sense of humor in their blood
Website admires wit inhabitants of this city, and believes that they have perfectly turns to speak about anything
-. Monia, dear, how old, how many winters! Maybe for a drink brandy at my expense?
- And why not ?!
- Well, there is no way -! Rozochka! And we drink anything there?
- There is. Ceylon Tea has.
- And something stronger
? - Well, take a new bag -. Izzy, you've got
? - No work is ... - Sarah, how much you weigh
? - The glasses - 120 kilograms
. - And without points
? - Without glasses I can not see numbers
After surgery the doctor tells the patient:
. - I'll send to you the night nurse
. Solomon Markovich, almost inaudibly:
- Doctor, sometime after the next time I have today hurts -! You know, Chaim, if we choose between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, I would have chosen
. - Why
- It is better to throw on a little vodka than to forget where you put the whole bottle music teacher said to the disciple:
! - Monya, I warn you: if you do not behave as it should be, I'll tell your parents that you have talent - Semen Markovich, if you costly lessons Sarochka piano. ?
- Quite the contrary. They helped me for half the price to buy the adjacent apartment.
Evening at Rabinovich. The hostess brings one of the ladies a plate of cakes.
- Thank you, I've already eaten one
. - Well, let's say, not one, but four, but who says you -?! Haim, whom you work
? - I do not work
. - What are you doing
? -. Nothing
- Hmm, well, lesson ...
- But what kind of competition -! Sarah and Shaw vie themselves from such a sad
? - That I still thought my Izzy - the keeper of the family hearth
. - And he sho
? - And it is his poker two fire ruffled Bank in Odessa!. An employee opened the cash box:
- Would you like something
? Rabinovich, very friendly:
- All the best
- Rose Moiseevna, and what do you like more: hot tea or hot man
- That all the same! Mene only be good sweat -! Say Mony as wood can be found, where the north and south where
? - I beg of you! Christmas tree - the north, palm - south - And remember, Fima:. Man necessarily need a wife, because still not everything can be blamed on the government ul. >
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