"As they say in Odessa"

"1. You go, thank God, or remains, God forbid? \u003cbr\u003e\n2. I have you to say something ... \u003cbr\u003e\n3. Oh, do not try to persuade me, I so agree! \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\n4. Has become arrogant, as the traffic cop with a prestigious crossroads. \u003cbr\u003e\n5. I respect you, but have forgotten what! \u003cbr\u003e\n6. Well, you look at this patriot at my expense! \u003cbr\u003e\n7. Shaw live so badly - the current in one hand bag \u003cbr\u003e?\n8. On you is to throw! He took died in the midst of a full health! \u003cbr\u003e\n9. You sho, quarreled with brains ??? \u003cbr\u003e\n10. Well, you buy or you forget me forever? \u003cbr\u003e\n11. Schaz I'll make you a scandal and it will be fun. \u003cbr\u003e\n12. Dear tenants! Have a conscience, dispose of trash in a nearby yard! \u003cbr\u003e\n13. Fima, do not comb my nerves ... \u003cbr\u003e\n14. Comrade! You are disturbing me impressed! \u003cbr\u003e\n15. In the Odessa tram: - Madame, your leg ... I became \u003cbr\u003e the throat\n16. Shaw do you want from my life? For sit and do not ask questions ... \u003cbr\u003e\n17. In-law - it is a foreign body in the house ... \u003cbr\u003e\n18. Do you have the money to do so? \u003cbr\u003e\n19. Yasha, look at what her hip song! \u003cbr\u003e\n20. Senya, not beige so quickly, and then, God forbid, catch up with your heart attack. \u003cbr\u003e\n21. Man, you tulites ahead of me? You are not standing. \u003cbr\u003e\n22. Do not take me to the place where the back ends his noble name! \u003cbr\u003e\n23. Ta I do not need to do the nerves, they have someone to spoil. \u003cbr\u003e\n24. I do not want to upset you, but I'm fine. \u003cbr\u003e\n25. You sho, hurry sooner than I ?! \u003cbr\u003e\n26. Smile ... tomorrow will be worse ... \u003cbr\u003e\n27. I myself know, and you currently think you want. \u003cbr\u003e\n28. - Well, why some unfortunate pants you sewed me a month ?! God has the world in seven days created, and here - pants - month .. \u003cbr\u003e!\n- Ha, a young man ... you look the same on the world - and you look at those pants .. \u003cbr\u003e!\n29. - Solomon, as will eight \u003cbr\u003e family?\n- And we sell or buy \u003cbr\u003e?\n30. You are telling this is in all seriousness? Without risking anything? No, you just start to like me! \u003cbr\u003e\n31. Do not do mine pregnant head! \u003cbr\u003e\n32. I still feel ashamed to walk with you on one Odessa! \u003cbr\u003e\n33. I am willing to listen to you for your request. \u003cbr\u003e\n34. I am a creative person - I want I do, I want to vytvoryayu \u003cbr\u003e.\n35. I Schaub You forgot how I remember you! \u003cbr\u003e\n36. In the tram: \u003cbr\u003e\n- You next vihodite \u003cbr\u003e?\n- I go out \u003cbr\u003e.\n- And in front of you people vihodyat \u003cbr\u003e?\n- Get out \u003cbr\u003e!\n- And they vie spgashivali \u003cbr\u003e?\n- Asked \u003cbr\u003e !!!\n- Well, you said they sho \u003cbr\u003e?\n37. - Sarah, I do not dare to object \u003cbr\u003e!\n- Abramchik, I do not mind. I am silent. \u003cbr\u003e\n- Then take away the view from her face \u003cbr\u003e!\n38. - Rose Moiseevna, how old are you \u003cbr\u003e?\n- That each year a different \u003cbr\u003e\n39. Odessa. Deribasovskaya. As it rushes foamy intellectual. Jumping to Odessits: \u003cbr\u003e\n- You do not know where the mail \u003cbr\u003e?\n- I know. And why is it you? \u003cbr\u003e\n- I want to send money to his parents in Moscow \u003cbr\u003e.\n- Send me \u003cbr\u003e.\n- No! I do not know you! \u003cbr\u003e\n- Do not be afraid to send me \u003cbr\u003e!\n- No! In no case! You fool me! \u003cbr\u003e\n- Well, if you're from Moscow, to tell you in Russian: Come on with me! I'll show you where the mail! \u003cbr\u003e\n40. Two from Odessa: \u003cbr\u003e\n- Rose, how do you like my new dress \u003cbr\u003e?\n- I'm sorry, Sarah, I'm in a hurry, I have no time for scandals \u003cbr\u003e!\n41. - Do you think you sho is not too late? So I'll tell you sho did so. \u003cbr\u003e\n42. - Boris! Do not hit so hard Izya! Sweat! \u003cbr\u003e\n43. - Moshe, when you are not at home, about you such neighbors say .. \u003cbr\u003e!\n- Oh, when I was not at home, so I do not even let them beat \u003cbr\u003e!\n44. - Can you tell me how much it costs the meat \u003cbr\u003e?\n- Why not tell ?! We are really quarreled? \u003cbr\u003e\n45 - Madame Trachtenberg, your little Sophie is getting married \u003cbr\u003e?\n- Yes, little by little."

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