Odessa - the most romantic city in the world

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- Rebbe, people say that you have taught his wife Sarah to play poker.
- Did so. And not a bit sorry. Yesterday I beat her half of his salary!
Celia was wearing a new dress and is spinning at the mirror:
- Fima, as I have?
- A little bit bored ... And nothing!
- Izzy, anywhere I will not go with you!
- Rosette, and what, then, are you so dressed up and make up?
- And for all to see, what beauty you will not go!



- Hello, Fima, we will soon be in Israel.
- Shaw vie say! When arriving?
- Fima, I look like a fool? We still want to catch you at home.
- Monya, but as you celebrate birthdays in the family?
- Very simply: birthday Sarochka - in the restaurant, and my - red pencil on the calendar.
- Faechka you so much you eat as if you already have married.



- Rose, and what would you like to get a gift for my birthday?
- Oh, Semotchka, I do not care. The main thing that the fur exactly reflected in diamonds earrings!
- Oh, Fimochka, you are over forty, and you're not married!
- Aunt Sima, I beg you, there has to someone to be happy and to be born!
- Sarochka, dear! Do not be silent at me!



- Izechka! In two dumpling on a fork still uncivilized.
- A sho do Rosa Moiseevna? Three still can choke!
- Rabinovich! Your daughter is already married?
- Taki no!
- And so sho?
- Oh, she's too smart, Schaub marry that idiot, Shaw agrees to marry her!



- Mom, well enough to still have the night to conceal my blanket!
- Son, you can catch a cold ...
- But you disclose my wife!
- Monya, sho to do if you go to a woman, and it began to pester the bullies?
- Shaw?
- Run! And remember: many beautiful girls, and you have one mom!



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