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Odessa - a special city. On the unique humor and slang, famous of its inhabitants were legends, write books and make films. Casual conversations Odessites deserve special attention - these people just never climb into his pocket for labels and sneering words.
Website wit delights residents of Odessa and believes that they can learn exactly ironic attitude to life.
- Semotchka, sweetheart! You lost weight after marriage and haggard, she sho do not feed you ?!
- Mum, well sho are you talking about, the wedding was just yesterday ... - Sarochka! How are you today look - just great!
- Ha, I still do not feel well! - Oh, if you only knew how my Celia loves to talk! When she was at the resort, she tanned even the language. The parents presented a four-year son of the drum.
And only the wise neighbor Solomon Markovich a week thought to ask:
-And You know, my friend, that he still inside?
At the reception at the therapist.
- Well, sho I'll tell you, the patient, try to pour cold water on the snow barefoot running, little wheat germ eat. That will strengthen the immune system and ...
- Oh, you know Shaw, doctor - it is better to let me be the snot than schizophrenia! The music teacher said to the disciple:
- Monia, I warn you: if you do not behave as it should, I will tell your parents that you have talent. In Odessa:
- Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?
- Oh, you know, it is still hard to explain ... Simply give you on the head and call an ambulance! - Faechka, my daughter, you just need a little love!
- I beg you, my mother, who is now possible to fall in love ?!
- Oh, really difficult to find the same sacrifice?
- Life Markovic, I take care of your daughter for three years!
- And sho, Izzy, do you want from me, retire? - Monia, I do not care about the money! It calms me down. The astonished exclamation Abrasha:
- Oh, wow!
His wife, worried:
- What happened?
- Nothing. Points rubbed! - Monya, how are you?
- How to bridge ...
- In the sense?
- Divorced, lonely and jaded ... Odessa wisdom: if the guests were served tea in brown circles, you can still save money on bad welding.
- Sam, let's talk with you about the beautiful. Do you have hemorrhoids?
- No.
- That's fine! - Sonia, still you are looking for a new man, not parting with the previous ?!
- Haechka, yet when you go shopping for new shoes, so you sho, go barefoot?! - Oh, Celia! 15 years have not seen! You're so put on weight, sho you never know!
- Rose! I would not recognize you, too, if not for your dress with polka dots. - Rabbi, tell me, what is the meaning of life?
- Oh, what a great question! Boy and you want to exchange it for an answer?
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Website wit delights residents of Odessa and believes that they can learn exactly ironic attitude to life.
- Semotchka, sweetheart! You lost weight after marriage and haggard, she sho do not feed you ?!
- Mum, well sho are you talking about, the wedding was just yesterday ... - Sarochka! How are you today look - just great!
- Ha, I still do not feel well! - Oh, if you only knew how my Celia loves to talk! When she was at the resort, she tanned even the language. The parents presented a four-year son of the drum.
And only the wise neighbor Solomon Markovich a week thought to ask:
-And You know, my friend, that he still inside?
At the reception at the therapist.
- Well, sho I'll tell you, the patient, try to pour cold water on the snow barefoot running, little wheat germ eat. That will strengthen the immune system and ...
- Oh, you know Shaw, doctor - it is better to let me be the snot than schizophrenia! The music teacher said to the disciple:
- Monia, I warn you: if you do not behave as it should, I will tell your parents that you have talent. In Odessa:
- Excuse me. Can you tell me how to get to the hospital?
- Oh, you know, it is still hard to explain ... Simply give you on the head and call an ambulance! - Faechka, my daughter, you just need a little love!
- I beg you, my mother, who is now possible to fall in love ?!
- Oh, really difficult to find the same sacrifice?
- Life Markovic, I take care of your daughter for three years!
- And sho, Izzy, do you want from me, retire? - Monia, I do not care about the money! It calms me down. The astonished exclamation Abrasha:
- Oh, wow!
His wife, worried:
- What happened?
- Nothing. Points rubbed! - Monya, how are you?
- How to bridge ...
- In the sense?
- Divorced, lonely and jaded ... Odessa wisdom: if the guests were served tea in brown circles, you can still save money on bad welding.
- Sam, let's talk with you about the beautiful. Do you have hemorrhoids?
- No.
- That's fine! - Sonia, still you are looking for a new man, not parting with the previous ?!
- Haechka, yet when you go shopping for new shoes, so you sho, go barefoot?! - Oh, Celia! 15 years have not seen! You're so put on weight, sho you never know!
- Rose! I would not recognize you, too, if not for your dress with polka dots. - Rabbi, tell me, what is the meaning of life?
- Oh, what a great question! Boy and you want to exchange it for an answer?
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