9 Male Hobbies who hate women Bashny.Net

Hobbies! How much of this word the letters "b" and emotions in the same letter. We sat down, crying, a lot of thinking.

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Fishermen are mainly divided into two types: "small fish go, major folds into a mayonnaise jar" and "Yayayayayayayayaz!". But the differentiation of species in no way makes life easier for a woman fisherman, which begins Sunday at five in the morning with panic shouting: "Where is my jig?". Even experienced woman fisherman, which is no longer confuses the jig with the scrotum, in such situations is extremely, well, let's say, discouraged. Then he goes and you lie and pretend to be - whether we have enough Alka-Seltzer to survive tomorrow morning? In the evening, absolutely happy and desperately drunken husband hands you miserable creature fluttered and said: "On. Kill. " Zashibis, in short, a hobby.

Basically, there is another category of fishermen. Vnevidovaya. They are the ones who bring the fish, but forget to tear off her price tag "Ocean World". The subspecies is characterized by clean socks, the smell of other people's spirits and very honest eyes.

Geymer

At first, it's even cute. You lie you're so into the night, you look at your favorite back and listen as he masterfully mother in a low voice so as not to wake you. Loves, probably! You're not even a little bit proud of himself because he hugs you and says: "How lucky I am, the other kid's wife forbid tanchiki." And then comes the turning point, when the beloved accidentally stipulates: "And the other kid mom forbid ...". And you realize that the hopes for a strong shoulder collapsed to hell right from the whistle. In the next couple of years, your task in time to bring a pacifier with a beer and not distracting talk, because "We have a pool!". And your moaning about the strong arm will be met with bewilderment - with the shoulders all ok, because that's just yesterday received milenok epochal battle-hardened Shoulders with Blackhand.

Kollektsioner

No matter what he collects. It is important that: a) it is everywhere; b) it can not be touched. How to reconcile these two imperatives - mournful female mind can not understand, but necessary. In addition, you must accept that that's the netsuke depicting a fat Japanese guy excites loved much stronger than you. Well, finally, sooner or later have to face eternal as the world history of the series of collectors and Woman: "Hurrah, another 500 sesterces, and we'll buy me Lanos" - "Um ... baby, I forgot to say ... Here! The brand with the pierced Gladiator! You must not watch them all, two thousand pieces were produced ... ».

Fanat

It is important not to try to nod and get to the core. However, some desperate women also penetrate and begin to act, think and speak as members of the sect. But this does not necessarily. If the death of the universe is inevitable, it is certainly not the reason for this is that you do not understand the meaning of the phrase: "If Penguins Malkin sold, they will be desperate to suck." Here, the main thing is not to beat the favorite in the affected area - do not blame him for love and not make fun of himself the object of love. Because you are no better: you love him, and he - Select-Kurbatov Voronezh. And who knows, whose love to be pitied. Therefore - patience, patience and patience. Men - very gentle creatures, they should be treated with care and understanding. How else can relate to the merits, which is able to drink for a week due to the fact that an unknown man left his work from Milan to Madrid?

Avtomobilist

Favorite sexual position: I was at the back - it is the top. It is - it is, of course, not you. It - it Nashalastochka. Against nasheylastochki your chances of practically zero. Firstly, it remains silent. Second, listen. Third, the plant from a light touch. Fourth, she had nothing to wear only twice a year, and even then, if the summer clothes swap to the rear wheels, it will suffer (suffer in silence, yeah). Now, put your hand on the heart and replied with such an alternative, you chose yourself? Well, here. And if there is the nasheylastochki own brick house, then your friends suspect that any husband you never had, you just seem shy spinster.

Modelist

Forty years of the man, but no! Sitting so, sticking his tongue and glues Tanchiki. Whiskey turning gray at the top of bald head emerged, but Tanchiki! And these tanchiki - they are everywhere. And where there is no Tanchico there airplane. Fragile airplane bast and fir cones. Children go on tiptoe and are afraid to breathe, because even in the hospital have been warned: who broke his father's models, he went to live in an orphanage. Dust wipe can not (zadenesh), sneezing because of the dust can not (fall), visitors can not (climb, broken), you can not even hang because the cops will come and steal. The tale, not life. But the Pope well-developed fine motor skills.

And Dad, meanwhile, dokleil, painted, installed, and said in a human voice: "Look!". Would you and glad (well, not happy, but ready) to see, but alas - Dunno what he was painting the fucking T-34, but you have emerged eyes.

Sportsmen

Not a professional athlete, but very, very amateur. So much so that even though we are three-hour train ride to ride on hill in Lower Kukuyev skiing we should be no worse than Nick Geppera. In most cases the main achievement in sport amateur gets broken tailbone on the hill, but it does not matter. But passion, fresh air and burning eyes. Well, what the cost of the equipment would be to take out a mortgage island of Hispaniola, it is you just do not know anything.

Compared to other hobbies, it looks quite innocent. Well, "love" it to other women, but it does not make killing fish and glues ... airplanes.