Cute Irish anecdote

Disappeared somehow God for 7 days. Returns happy, satisfied. Paul immediately asks:

 - Where was lost?

 - Yes Creates a new planet called Earth. And all I have to get a balanced and contrast. Here, you can see North America, there are rich people live. But in the South are poor. In Europe, people are white, and black Africa.

 - And what is this little green island in the north?

 - Oh, this is Ireland! A place where to be born gay people, great musicians ... They will travel a lot and cook an amazing dark drink Guinness.

 - But where is the balance and contrast?

 - And, Paul, you do not know, what bastards I sat down on a nearby island