Narezochka from Zhvanetskogo Bashny.Net

1) Happy is it? At different times, this question answered in different ways, but always - it is negative.
2) If you argue with an idiot, you are probably doing the same thing and it is.
3) Thinking is so difficult, so most people will judge.
4) Do not exaggerate the stupidity of the enemies and loyalty to friends.
5) Alcohol in small doses is harmless in any amount.
6) is not forbidden things, there are things non-recommended.
7) The story is difficult to enter, but it is easy to plunge.
8) Dobpo always triumphs over evil, so who wins, he is good.
9) If you are told that you are a multi-faceted personality - do not flatter yourself. Maybe we have in mind, you bastard, you bastard, and the parasite at the same time.
10) The most difficult person is given that is not given to him.
11) A decent person can easily find out by how clumsy it makes meanness.
12) In every major personality is something fine print.
13) The highest degree of embarrassment - two views encountered in the keyhole.
14) The optimist believes that we live in the best of all worlds. The pessimist is afraid that the way it is.
15) Everything is going well, just past.
16) Guys, so if we are neck-deep in shit, join hands!
17) Only the birthday of know how in the world of unnecessary things.
18) A clear conscience - a sign of a bad memory.
19) Do you want everything at once, and you get nothing and gradually.
20) In the beginning was the Word .... However, judging by the developments further word was unprintable.
21) The whole day can not sleep all night do not eat - of course you get tired ...
22) Wisdom does not always come with age. It happens that age comes alone.
23) People are divided into those for whom you can rely on those who need to put on.
24) Everyone - architect of his own happiness and the anvil of another.
25) Born to crawl - crawl through everywhere.
26) Some have protected both sides of the skull, while others - pants.
27) Happiness - it's time to see the toilet and before him to run.
28) Nice to live not forbid. But you can prevent.
29) What is the writer's life? No one thought aloud. What is the writer's death? The publication.
30) Life is short. And we should be able to. Must be able to walk away from a bad movie. Throw a bad book. Away from the bad man. They are many.





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