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Explain to the tractor
Once upon a time understood the one rule: with people far from IT, you need to speak the language they understand.
Zavgara ours, a man of fifty dollars age, asks:
- A chёy a laptop brakes so I?
Watching his laptop - there Nemer crap found in the startup nightmare couple of antivirus ... Well, as usual. Trying to explain it all on his aytishnom language - does not understand people. And then it dawned!
- Albertych, you know, you're in my "top ten" Trailers with "Kirov workers" and wonder what it is poorly dispersed ...
- Well, you unhook me entot "Kirovets»!
Did as requested, all rustling. The next day I hear dialogue Albertycha someone:
- That Seryoga explained humanly trailers all about me on the laptop, not to mention some!
So it is, be closer to the people.
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