French Guiana and the swan song Bashny.Net

Ah, okay, I'm busting my laziness and tell you about my dad and his last trip ...
To make it clearer - prehistory.

You know, all children - awl in one place. With age, it's awl rust and completely dissolves in the body. Man becomes solid and judicious, he does not go skipping and running around for no reason, at least - for the off the bus or in the store for vodka five to nine.

Dad was an awl made of corrosion-resistant steel. Or titanium. It is not dissolved, and was pulled in any day of age or 65 years. Therefore, when the Pope came to me and said in a tragic voice, that he decided to sing his, as he put it, "swan song", having gone on a business trip, I was not even surprised. I only asked - "where».
-In French Guiana - sadly Dad said.
- Where !?
- Well, it's next to Brazil - launched into an explanation dad - there with our French spaceport building. Me and invited. Not for long. For three months.
- Well, damn ...

And dad left, and the truth, for three months. Then he came back as a black nigger POGOST week and again unbolted and a half years. Long song was ...

Now, finally, he is home, impressions and photos are sorted, and I will share them with you.

Selection will be long, as completed - say. Breaking is not forbidden, but, you know ...

1. That's my dad; makes a bow on a background of a channel in between the flight from Paris to Guiana.

2. Here in this town and settled Russian specialists. The town is small, 10,000 inhabitants. The majority of the population - Nigro different shades from black-and-blue-gray to light brown.

3. settle in the hotel virtually no amenities:
Pool is small, in every room - balcony, no view from the window ...

4. ... but still near by river flows. You understand that no conditions for normal operation.

5. But hochesh- not, you need to work. Therefore, the rise at 5 am, breakfast, and spaceport in Kourou glorious city, located 15 kilometers. This mode is selected in order to complete the work in four days, when it's the thick, about 40 degrees.
The view from the window of the bus quite monotonous: the field and on the horizon jungle. By the way, my question is "-And you were in the jungle?" Dad rolled his eyes and popularly explained that only in the movies in the jungle moved slightly waving machetes. In real jungle walk only if you have a good chainsaw, but better - a bulldozer, as the trunks of trees grow at a distance of 15 cm from each other, and this is still enmeshed vines.

6. The rhythm of life in Guyana have any animal-insect-plant crazy. Everything grows, runs, jumps and tries to devour each other. Dimensions, by the way, also did well: for example, here.

7. Or - here.

8. And behold.

9. Well, while you were in a mild surprise, the bus reached the spaceport.

The central entrance.

10. And here is the launch pad.

Actually, why the French want our missiles? The answer is simple: reliability and price of our missiles out of the competition, but the starting point for our "Unions" is very different from the launch pad "Arianov." So here we are.

11. In these stored liquid oxygen tanks for fueling missiles.

12. And here is the launch pad inside. I bet you will see this for the first time.

13. The view from the top. Clearly visible are four holes plugged nozzles "Union".

14. And more. The abundance of metal striking.

15. And this is - installation of supports that hold the missile.

16. Test. Legs apart slowly, so it seems that they are worth.
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18. And this is Jet blast deflector. Jet stream exiting the nozzle, is crushed and removed sideways.
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19. Do not know why, but at the request of the French rocket to the table must be submitted in the form of an upright, so had to make a special camera, and this cunning unit. Did, he, by the way, in Perm. However, when testing it slightly jammed, but using a sledgehammer and some experts at our mother brought him to his senses. Note on the boom - something similar to the logo Yap ...

www.yapfiles.ru/files/871846/10cd22...tMTQwMjA2MjkzNA 20. Ta-Dame with! Nigra! If you think it works here for the money, then you are profoundly mistaken. This corrective work. Well, as we pyatnadtsatisutochniki. Blackman was guilty and, as punishment, Garbage collection and other primitive works. Him for it and still get paid.

Batina remember the phrase: "We are working with a 6-under 16, he - from 8 to 12. Hourly rates -practically same. So who here negros something? »

21. Generally, the local population is a very interesting situation. In light of the global tolerance, offended the colonial era negros, now in full swing right. All family building land or municipal housing immediately. The quality of housing - as lucky. And on earth can you build that your heart desires. If you - hardworking negro (already ridiculous, right?) Then build something like:

22. And if you're just a nigger, then - be it:

23. In principle, there give any ground. After 5 years, the commission comes from the municipality and, if he sees that you are on this earth doing something - to build or grow - unsubscribe this allotment of 150 years with the right of succession. Local to this deeply poklast and here's why: The average black family - a mom and dad chumazёnkov 3-5. Mom and dad get tolerant dole - 1500 euros each. For each child - another 800.
5 * 800 + 1500 * 2 = 7000 Euro. Why work for? With regard to products, they all (!) Driven from France. Even juices. Although it would seem - tear bananas, coconuts, and do! And why again? The only factory in Sinamari with a population of 10,000 chel.- a furniture that makes some wicker stools and other stuff. Guess who works in a factory? Right! Ubiquitous Chinese.
In general, the average black man spends time as the morning comes back with gulyanok night and day sleeping. In the evening when the heat subsides, Nigra climbs on a bench with a beer and waiting for friends to gather. Well, and then in a circle: partying and pokatushki. Machines from them, by the way, mostly jeeps and SUV.

24. But there is only one day a year when the schedule slips completely African. This carnival.

Yes, yes! Not wanted to do anything, the people of the whole year's costumes sewing, doing all sorts of sculptures, drums out of plastic barrels and other shnyaga. And then in the morning the day the street is a pageant. Go team: from schools, colleges, clans and so.. All singing, dancing and banging.