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In the movie "The Day After Tomorrow" all freeze to death. But not in jackets from «The Noth Face»!
A remake of "Godzilla" monster chasing helicopters trying to get away from him, wagging between buildings. Obviously, the pilots did not know that the helicopter can climb up.
In the movie "Cobra", for example, the final battle takes place in a secret underwater base of the Arctic "Cobra". The team is selected on the surface, breaking the ice. Chunks of ice drowning, burying a secret base. Everything would be fine, except that ice floats on water.
At Christmas movies constantly says that adults have forgotten about the spirit of Christmas and no longer believe in Santa Claus. But if they do not believe in Santa, how to explain those mountains of gifts under the Christmas tree, which they did not buy?
In the first movie about Transformers Decepticons plotting battle for points, which they saw on «eBay». With all their futuristic intelligence and new technologies, one would assume that they are smart enough to simply bargain.
"Eurotrip". The idea of this film is that of a young man goes through Europe to talk with his girlfriend because she blocked his e-mail. Why does not he just find yourself another mailbox?
In any film of any city heroes always parked right in front of the building in which are. Nowadays easier to believe in time travel, a superpower in aliens than in the free parking spaces in the afternoon in New York City.
In the Walt Disney cartoon "Aladdin" was the first hero of desire becomes the desire to be a prince. Djinn or bad magician, or Aladdin simply forgot about his first wish, but the whole subsequent history revolves around the fact that Jasmine can not marry Aladdin, because he was not a prince.
Mosquito-vampire film "Mosquito" - individual male. But we all know that the blood they drink only in female mosquitoes.
In the film "Battle of Los Angeles" at a meeting of the Marine Corps commander says that the aliens (who came from outer space) can not afford air defense (even though they came from outer space), and do not worry about the support of the enemy from the sky, because they hell, came from SPACE!
"Bond. James Bond. " This slogan to each film about 007. What the hell spy reveals his name?
In the "Dark Knight" Batman jumps out of the window to save Rachel, who threw down the Joker. After that, the hero simply leaves the Joker alone with the richest people of Gotham and no one knows how it will end.
The ocean is very deep, and you can not just drop anchor where you see fit.
In the new "Spider-Man" throw all their forces to capture Spider-Man, the hero tries to help everybody. At this time, the lizard-man sends his agent in the city, which turns people into lizards. Should not concentrate efforts on capturing Lizard Man ?!
"Jurassic Park": the island of Isla Nublar located in the Pacific Ocean, off the coast of Central America. At the end of the film the helicopter flies at sunset. Where the hell did they fly?
When brushing your teeth in the movie almost never use a paste.
In "Ice Age 3" Manny now and then jumping from one rock to another. Perhaps speaking mammoths still cause less distrust than jumping.
In "Benjamin Button" for some reason no one has any questions about what the age guy goes in the opposite direction. Really could not even take him to the doctor?
"The Last Samurai." Cruz spends a couple of months, learning the art of the samurai, and becomes the best warrior in the village. How is that possible?
Source: mixstuff.ru
A remake of "Godzilla" monster chasing helicopters trying to get away from him, wagging between buildings. Obviously, the pilots did not know that the helicopter can climb up.
In the movie "Cobra", for example, the final battle takes place in a secret underwater base of the Arctic "Cobra". The team is selected on the surface, breaking the ice. Chunks of ice drowning, burying a secret base. Everything would be fine, except that ice floats on water.
At Christmas movies constantly says that adults have forgotten about the spirit of Christmas and no longer believe in Santa Claus. But if they do not believe in Santa, how to explain those mountains of gifts under the Christmas tree, which they did not buy?
In the first movie about Transformers Decepticons plotting battle for points, which they saw on «eBay». With all their futuristic intelligence and new technologies, one would assume that they are smart enough to simply bargain.
"Eurotrip". The idea of this film is that of a young man goes through Europe to talk with his girlfriend because she blocked his e-mail. Why does not he just find yourself another mailbox?
In any film of any city heroes always parked right in front of the building in which are. Nowadays easier to believe in time travel, a superpower in aliens than in the free parking spaces in the afternoon in New York City.
In the Walt Disney cartoon "Aladdin" was the first hero of desire becomes the desire to be a prince. Djinn or bad magician, or Aladdin simply forgot about his first wish, but the whole subsequent history revolves around the fact that Jasmine can not marry Aladdin, because he was not a prince.
Mosquito-vampire film "Mosquito" - individual male. But we all know that the blood they drink only in female mosquitoes.
In the film "Battle of Los Angeles" at a meeting of the Marine Corps commander says that the aliens (who came from outer space) can not afford air defense (even though they came from outer space), and do not worry about the support of the enemy from the sky, because they hell, came from SPACE!
"Bond. James Bond. " This slogan to each film about 007. What the hell spy reveals his name?
In the "Dark Knight" Batman jumps out of the window to save Rachel, who threw down the Joker. After that, the hero simply leaves the Joker alone with the richest people of Gotham and no one knows how it will end.
The ocean is very deep, and you can not just drop anchor where you see fit.
In the new "Spider-Man" throw all their forces to capture Spider-Man, the hero tries to help everybody. At this time, the lizard-man sends his agent in the city, which turns people into lizards. Should not concentrate efforts on capturing Lizard Man ?!
"Jurassic Park": the island of Isla Nublar located in the Pacific Ocean, off the coast of Central America. At the end of the film the helicopter flies at sunset. Where the hell did they fly?
When brushing your teeth in the movie almost never use a paste.
In "Ice Age 3" Manny now and then jumping from one rock to another. Perhaps speaking mammoths still cause less distrust than jumping.
In "Benjamin Button" for some reason no one has any questions about what the age guy goes in the opposite direction. Really could not even take him to the doctor?
"The Last Samurai." Cruz spends a couple of months, learning the art of the samurai, and becomes the best warrior in the village. How is that possible?
Source: mixstuff.ru
