Why keep the Huskies at home is not so fun? :) Bashny.Net

That's what happens if you do decide to have this dog: Four in the morning:
Wake up from butting in the chin, grab a paw on the lip, stop light biting a person. Explain that sleep is not boring, but very fun and no play, we are not going to. And we will not run.





Seven-thirty wake-up call:
Grouped survive poke, bite and winning a jig on the bed. Wipe three pools, pick up a piece of shit. Issue cottage cheese and vitamins. While eating, quick wash, feed the cat to reach the windowsill attacks.



Seven forty-five:
Take to the streets to try to persuade pee there. Scare wiper, wiper stop barking, select the chosen bull, play outdoor games. Accept the fact that guys are pee.



Eight in the morning:
Select in turn briefs from the basket of dirty laundry, brush, ink, a large money bill, the last floor is already chewed. One hand to play "extortion horrible monster," the second to be painted. Play "Drizzle me out pshikalki ironing", simultaneously trying to pat his shirt. Slightly hesitated, playing "Collect ironing a shirt at a very fast thieves." Once again jump on the walk, and even fix a symbolic popisit. Join a secret piece of shit on arrival, scrub trampled disguised tights. Select dirty pantyhose. Blame the door to listen to the other side of the rally, "Where has gone, but what am I?". Turned its back on the job.



The hour of the day:
Fly into the apartment, give soldering. While eating, wipe the puddle. Grab a piece of sausage until zhresh, bring to a walk. Blame the door to listen to the other side of the rally, "Where has gone, but what am I?". Turned its back on the job.



Six of a penny:
Fly into the apartment, get a portion of hugs and kisses. Say goodbye to regular tights, wipe the puddle, to select a bra to feed while eating, gobble their dinner, to find a cat in one of the specially equipped hoppers, feed the cat. Go on a long walk with a secret order to wear down the animal before going to bed. A couple of hours to throw the ball, play catch-up, select the twelve cigarette butts, apple core, a condom. Heat glad timely defecation, carefully examine the consistency and color, using a flashlight.



Nine:
Wash your feet, wipe their feet, sad to realize that the same game is just beginning. Play catch-up, ukusyalki and "extortion terrible monster with wet feet." Lock yourself in the bathroom with the cat, to convince the cat to shit that is safe, despite the measured strokes on the door. Open the door, the cat away, to transmit to the shelter. Select pants, sneakers, bowl, brush, cream, throw away - still Prokushev. Calculate the dairy and new teeth. During grab these same teeth in the nose. Wipe puddle. Another play. Again play. Try to comb the animal. Play in the "Choose the brush." During the game, collapse, slipped on a puddle. Play "Here you are caught, healthy ruined Monster" in the lateral position.



Ten thirty:
Quiet, quiet, not breathing, melt, the Uchi-way Pretty Little puppy who sleeps so beautiful as on calendars, would have knocked a pillow.



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