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Market research on the benefits or April Fools joke
We decided to play nachalnichek April 1 - neighing wanted. We have a customer, we are for it - outsors. He's like a manager handles the customers, and we work itself pours for a fixed monthly coin. Alterations in the fact that he - our main budget, we will fall apart without him.
Of course, not always smoothly, the end of the month often accumulates reasons for ruganiny. And that gives the chief after the reports, "All Yuri away from us and said - no money has found another office, and they are at times better!". It goes all in frustration, understand that, it seems, the last month of work. Pretends options how to stay afloat, one cut, where to take orders well, etc. In short, half-day nerves and intensive planning.
And now closer to the night suddenly see a Skype message from Yuri: "Why did you go to ******? Let's stipulate budget may still be able to negotiate! "Of course, I do not understand anything, I start rasprashivat. It turns out that this asshole-Chief decided to play both sides, we are told - leaving the customer, and he - we lured competitors in the office twice big bucks. And Yuri too, half a day looking for ways to get dop.dengi to hold us.
As a result, thanks to the "innocent" joke, the director was awesome plans for us to reduce costs and streamline work, and the client - a priceless infu about how you can safely raise the budget works. And you say - stupid useless holiday ...
with Basha
Of course, not always smoothly, the end of the month often accumulates reasons for ruganiny. And that gives the chief after the reports, "All Yuri away from us and said - no money has found another office, and they are at times better!". It goes all in frustration, understand that, it seems, the last month of work. Pretends options how to stay afloat, one cut, where to take orders well, etc. In short, half-day nerves and intensive planning.
And now closer to the night suddenly see a Skype message from Yuri: "Why did you go to ******? Let's stipulate budget may still be able to negotiate! "Of course, I do not understand anything, I start rasprashivat. It turns out that this asshole-Chief decided to play both sides, we are told - leaving the customer, and he - we lured competitors in the office twice big bucks. And Yuri too, half a day looking for ways to get dop.dengi to hold us.
As a result, thanks to the "innocent" joke, the director was awesome plans for us to reduce costs and streamline work, and the client - a priceless infu about how you can safely raise the budget works. And you say - stupid useless holiday ...
with Basha
