Surgery on the example of bears - Gamma Bashny.Net

Tools and patients

For surgery, you need volunteers, patients and the simplest tools. Fortunately, most of Gummi bears - hypochondriacs, so even if they now have no pain, they can usually be persuaded to go under the knife in less than a minute. There may be some ethical problems, but we do not think about it and go right to the point. So, you'll need it.





Art scalpel

Scalpel - a key tool in the gamma-surgery. Surgery is recommended to use a clean blade. Push the blade into the flesh of bears and a little swing, if you feel that stuck. If the patient is too much yelling, then you're doing it wrong.

Make sure you have something to clean the blade. It is best to do it with a paper towel. Do not clean the blade of the language - it's wrong.



Transplantation head

Like humans, gamma often dissatisfied with their body parts. Once all the scales were happy with the color of his body, but pop culture invaded their little sweet head and make them want to change. Some people believe that to be more fun green or red - piquant. Or vice versa. Poor little bear. How foolish ...

Unlike humans Gummi Bears can easily change heads, thanks to modern surgical techniques. In fact it is the world's first Gummi kind of surgery, and it is still popular at parties.

Make sure you are well squeezed his head and body. Deflating scale - sad tones. If the body does not stick, use saliva. It put a piece of yourself in a favorite thing, this is so cool!









Splitting the individual

Shortly after the Gummi Bears discovered the benefits of a head transplant, they began to think about the possibilities of replacing the body halves. Align the right side of the body bear right-handed with the left side of the bear left-handed and you get oboerukogo virtuoso.

The sad side effect is that the second was a bear ... But we do not want to talk about it too much.





Transplantation limbs

The limbs are removed a few quick movements. In fact, it requires the consent of the patient, but some bears, desperate agree to sell organs for money.

This bear paid a lump sum to get the limbs of another, very strong bear. Basically, the operation was successful, except that a pair of legs in the process of implementation of messed up. If you look closely closely, you'll see that one of the legs was on the site of his hands, and vice versa. Until now, no one has reported the bear error - let him believe, that looks good.



Heart transplantation

Surgeons are still not sure that the Gummi bears actually have a heart. But if after the transplantation goals they wanted to transplant the heart, why not? Not wishing to oppose the will of the patients who pay money, surgeons have developed a technique of introducing a metal tube into the chest of the patient to extract the heart. Well, or the place where it could byt.Blogery still debating the fact that it is impossible to see.

Take heart bear, repeat the same operation with another change of heart and places.









Brain transplant

After a heart transplant, the development of the brain transplant operation was only a matter of time, and this radical step was taken. When the exchange was made possible by the brain, some bears have found it somewhat rude and demanded the removal of the brain leaves the rest of the head intact.

In the picture you see one of the first brain transplant operations. The brain is a bit sticking out, but if the bear would not think too tense, all right.