Top 10 dumbest criminals

Now very popular to make ratings of various goods and services, companies, well-known politicians. We present to you the top 10 most stupid and ridiculous crimes.

10th place:
The arrest of a woman visited Scout gathering, so popular in Europe. The program of the gathering was the demonstration of the dog retriever, trained to find drugs.

And the woman, carried away by the sight, apparently forgotten bag of marijuana in his own purse. But the dog has demonstrated its aptitude, finding drugs.

9th place:
A young man decided to rob a small shop. Threatening seller shotgun, he forced the seller to give him all the cash from the cash register. And all would do, but that's greed ruined him. He saw the whiskey bottle and demanded her money in the bargain, he received a categorical denial, because dealer expressed doubts that the robber had already turned 21. Since belief in the words of the seller did not act, the robber, without thinking twice, he took out and showed incredulous seller a driver's license, and then left happy with a bottle of whiskey.

The truth here long he was enjoying the result of his attacks, because the seller told police the name and address of the hapless criminal, and two hours later he had already been arrested.

8th place:
The police received a complaint about the theft of the car. The victim told the lady that stole not only the car, but also a mobile phone, which she left in her. A police officer by telephone, said he saw an ad in the newspaper and is poised to buy a car. Theft, not believing his luck appoint meeting, which as a result end up in jail.

7th place:
Another story robbery. I went once a US citizen at Bank of America with a view to rob him. And the robbery was planned very original, instead of the usual masks and weapons, the citizen armed with a pen and blank bank and, without thinking twice, wrote the following: "This agroblenie. Zasunti all the money in the Pocket ", and began to turn. But while waiting, hesitated, and did not see anyone, he wrote. Having decided not to tempt fate, he left the bank and went across the street to another - Wells Fargo Bank, where waiting your turn and handed the cashier a note-demand. She was smart, glancing at spelling, I realized that the robber is not a genius. And politely she said she was happy to grant his request, but the thing - it's not on their letterhead. But if it will overwrite, then, of course, all at once, and it will be given. The robber was not only stupid, but also lazy. He took a statement and left the bank. The girl, without thinking twice, called the police and bandit caught. Long did not have to look for it - it was with this statement in line at a nearby bank.

6th place:
An English driver violated traffic rules and was caught in the automatic radar. After a couple of days, he received a letter with a photo of your car and a receipt for a fine - 40 pounds. But there was no money, or the originality of their wish to demonstrate, but instead of a fine, he sent photos of 40 pounds. Police from the joker is not far behind, and the next letter was a photo of handcuffs. The charge image obtained does not seem weak, Chumak, charging water, to envious, because the payment receipt on the same day.

5th place:
In Michigan, was the trial court on drug possession. The defendant, fighting for their rights and freedom, complained that searched it without a warrant. He received a response from the prosecutor that the jacket at the time of Christopher search so eloquently bulge and gave birth to suspicion that lurks underneath the gun. And this is the case for the search warrant the police do not need.

Jansen did not want to admit the truth of the judge said that he is now in the same jacket, and the judge can inspect it yourself to make sure that the gun in it there is no place to hide.

The judge took the jacket and found in it a bag of cocaine.

Needless to say that Jansen was convicted, although he was made a forced break in the meeting, the judge could come to a laughter.

4th place:
Another court and the case of armed robbery. The defendant did not suit the method of protection, which is led by his lawyer, and he decided that the rescue of drowning, the handiwork of drowning. And it would have saved himself if there was not another witness - the store manager that he was trying to rob, which identified him. D.Nyuton, knowing that all the protection they built, collapsing, accused her of lying, but overdid it with the arguments - "I had to shoot off your empty head", and then tried to turn everything into a joke saying: "If I was there." Unfortunately we did not understand the joke, and condemned him to 30 years.

3rd place:
The riot police carried out an educational program, explaining to children how the new computer in their patrol car. This curious and passing a young man, asking him to explain it. Determined to demonstrate all clearly, the police took the right and became enter data into the computer.

A few seconds took white ruchenki and the young person, because the computer did not fail to inform you that this young man is guilty of armed robbery committed by a couple of years ago.

2nd place:
Another robbery. Two robbers, not alien beauty, decided to profit at a record store. Required in this case, the phrase: "Nobody move !!! I'll shoot ", he was perceived by all on his own. One of the robbers decided that for him this is not true, and the other decided to keep the word - and shot his partner.

WINNER:
One important American citizen decided to buy the expensive cigars. H, they were so expensive and so rare, that a citizen, just in case they decided to insure against all kinds of disasters, including fire.

Cigars relished, and a month package came to an end. A more citizen and the first premium is not paid. But I must say, it turned out to be resourceful small and turned to the insurance company saying that cigarettes were lost due to a series of small fires. The insurance company refused to pay, arguing the fact that they used the citizen as intended. "Victim", without hesitation, turned to the court. The judge said, though, that statement laughable, but the law is the law, there is a policy that commits to pay if the cigars were affected by the fire, and only for what purpose they were used, minor matters. And ordered the insurance company to pay for 15000dollarov burned property. Insurers had no choice but to pay. But Mr. triumphed not last long, because as soon as received the money as soon as he was arrested on charges of intentional destruction of insured property as much as 24 times in a row. Total: 24 months in prison and a fine of $ 24,000.