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On 1 September in the schools of the Eastern District of Moscow, it turns out, in order obyazatelnov all first handed out something reminiscent of a gift blog, or weekly.
Distributed, though not all. Some teachers, examined the contents of the gift, the drawn out of the council ignored the initiative.
Then of course, you can argue about the moral side of the issue, but in general it is certainly brutal.
For example, this is not tupolomstvo taken from the site of jokes, and this gift first grader.

There is a test to the class comes to swaying student and the teacher asks:
- You take the exam at the n-n-bit tipsy student? Ick ...
- Yes. Yes. If a little - please ...
Schoolboy turns to the door:
- P-guys, uh ... introducing it ...

The student passes the exam in physics. Lettings bad. The teacher tries to pull asks:
- Well, tell me at least the temperature at which water boils?
- I do not know at what temperature it boils, but I know that at 40 degrees it becomes a vodka!