New National Idea

Yegor Prosvirin
Arise, great country!

Periodically, the Internet, the campaign to raise funds for sick children.
The case is good and right, the problem is that the organizers of the campaign appeals to pity, pressing on the soft spot of the soul. So they say, and so dies the boy, look at his stekleneyuschie touching open eyes. People prone to self-pity, from photographs cry, take out the cabbage, the boy list.
But the world does not consist only of the kind, compassionate, prone to tearfulness ladies. It's full of evil, heartless, ruthless bastards. Like Chikatilo, the coach of the Russian national football team, and 99.3% of the Russian police. They can, and would be glad to carry the loot and escape from sip on some evil, bad thing, but evil bad things nobody is going to hand you can only sick children.
Scary means squander millions on cocaine, prostitutes and rallies of the movement "Nashi" solely because of their inability to invest in something black, something dark, something ... suicidal.





So I suggest we all chip in on an aircraft carrier.
This is an expensive, effectively, the ultimate weapon of attack, a floating military base, death from the skies, dozens of aircraft, fire storm, killed, wounded, burned alive!
With the help of an aircraft carrier is not possible to save the children, to put out a forest or where the fight against AIDS - the aircraft carrier can only rob and kill. In addition, it is very expensive, and because fund-raising campaign will take time, ensuring at least a couple of years Temnotvoritelnosti.
Caumont, seriously, we are all men, we like the tramp of boots, "goose step" and the roar of the flying on afterburner fighter, every male with normal testosterone levels wants to see how this is your damn Washington on fire and bombed its air wing returns to " Wrath of the Empire ', built on our (not "our") money.
What the capitalists, I think with the guys just saved on beer? In some jeep going?
And here and there, I'm going on the set of cluster bombs, ahahaha!

Seriously, let's turn to the yard, even develop the project, calculate how much there that is (itself an aircraft carrier, the base under it, Wing, escorts), an estimate, Draw a diagram giving explanations. So they say, and so, lifting the elevator for multipurpose fighter - one hundred million rubles, air defense installation - fifty million, pride for world domination - is priceless.
Open the site can establish an account, start a PR campaign at the same time making an interactive diagram to throw a thousand rubles - and we ship dozens of rivets appeared. He threw ten thousand - in the forecastle there was a bed and threw a hundred thousand - there was a job for Navalny.

Millions of people right there in the sense of life, we will stop earning money simply meaningless and giving them as meaningless taxes is unclear to whom - we will save the Empire from Sochi to Antarctica!
Healthy lifestyle instantly become extremely popular - stop smoking, saved on anti-aircraft missiles - people stop buying garbage, wasting money on iPhones, iPods and Gelendvagen, the question "What would do?" (To get dressed and go to the yard to sweep up, earning the fuel tank Su -33!) will disappear by itself, the country will turn into a terrible battle monolith possessed great supergoal - Skopje.
Russia will not only single, but also economical, clean poverty come into fashion, expensive car, luxury apartment, the wife model - they will be perceived as a betrayal. "What a bastard, caviar zhresh? And we do not zhrem, we are on the captain's cabin kopim! We are even in the "McDonald's" do not walk, eat steamed turnips. Wrap them there, in the "McDonalds" - not to us, to the Empire! ".
About the socialist competition between enterprises "Whose company first gather on phased array antenna?" Shaft cadets in the naval and flight schools and career revival Gazmanov with the song "You're a sailor, I - the sailor," I do not say this by itself. So it will revive not only the country, but also a popular pop music.

Russian - terrible people, but we are unable to organize organically for good, good things. "The guys who are now going to wash the windows in the school? - Schaz. - Who wants to nashistskie punitive? A forest of hands! ".
Therefore, you should start from an aircraft carrier. Dmitry Anatolyevich, I know you read me - give it the right solution, let shipbuilders are beginning to prepare the estimate.

via nomina-obscura

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