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And the head you're home did not forget? [/ B]

One of the most common cliches school teachers on pupils' unintelligible "I forgot." As a rule, such a question can be triggered by the same student. If a teacher of Russian language suddenly asks screwdriver, then the student has the right to completely forget her home. The question of a forgotten head is given in cases where the student has not fulfilled the unspoken (or vowels) contract terms "teacher-student". To avoid this issue, you need to remember basic things, but if suddenly all the same asked cheerfully and honestly answer "No"!

A forest of hands!

A typical case of teachers sarcasm. Does not require a response. Requires silence and making provision "I'm not here, call Ivanova, still two of them." Maxim about the "forest of hands" - it is also a test of perception of students of humor, kind, faculty, but still ... what has ...

Go to the blackboard ...

Perhaps of all the phrases that teachers - the most disturbing. Sing-dёt drawl and the consequent minutes tend to reach unsustainable debt fades class and not breathing. Feeling of Damocles sword, and followed with discharge, when it turns out that is not caused you - a great stress exercise, which aims to undermine the already weak nerves student and prepare them for the harsh realities of adult life. If called you - you're lucky, congratulations! By adulthood you're almost ready!

Exit and go to normal!

As a rule, said a student, enters the classroom after the bell. Usually this is accompanied by the appearance of waving backpack and heavy breathing after a brisk change. OK - it's knock, open the door, humbly ask for permission to enter, and then go to his place, all kind of showing how you uncomfortable for their behavior. Discipline in miniature. You can rehearse at home.

WHAT collective creativity?

School teaches socialization, but to show it during control - not the time. Collective creativity - it's great, but it is usually estimated by the system: "I estimate you one at all to put?".

DIARY - THIS IS YOUR FACE!

That's really what the student must not forget about is that the diary - his face. Monitor the status of the diary is not as difficult as it seems. Enough to put on the "face" of the cover. His true face, too, need to take care of, but the school - a special world and there must face on a daily basis to fill. School parents face also need to show why some cunning have many "faces".

COUNT RAVEN ...

Count the crows - a tradition rooted in antiquity. Just when calculators were not invented (as, indeed, and numbers), the world is a sum of crows. Knowledge of the time laid down in the subcortex of each student, which is why he is willing to indulge in a row and reckless abandon crows. While the teacher does not call out.

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