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The curve of the American dream led me under the parabola is strictly in the ass. I've been writing this, if you wish, post it on Yap, I FSUs. I am tired with these amers chesslovo!
Zadornov that he satirist, star, his audience and bring fakie loot and I am writing to you for other purposes. Firstly, I am almost 3 years did not speak in Russian, it's annoying, because my thoughts are not able to adapt to a foreign language. Secondly, I should not have come here as a young specialist chemist, no, I do not need here. Is that the toilets clean. Although there is also a chemical reaction, can not complain.
The third green card gives money, the fact. But you will always be someone here has to. Bank, community, trade union)) Gee, I remembered where I was born))
Fourth, you are one with your grade education. This country - McDonalds. Whether you're at least two-meter reason, you're still going to mow lawns first.
Fifth. You're no use to anyone here. The fact that you know by heart Mark Twain's only hurt you. Here no one reads. Reading is not profitable. Do not talk to them about books.
Sixth. Drop from a construction crane, a broken spine, yell out in pain, but find the strength to say that everything is okay with you, or do not understand. Politeness is dependent on the ability to not strain.
Seventh. Be a fool, worrying about their parents. They went their forests, because you already knocked age. Fuck them. Will strain - hand over to the nursing home.
Eighth. All live on credit. Limit his long exhausted. The external debt of US credit rolls. Be ready at any time to pay all at once, because it is necessary to bomb Iran, and their ilk.
Ninth. You used to walk freely in the Biryulёvo, Chertanovo and Tsarina. If you are the man rules, you are not moved in 90% of cases. Here you can not just walk. You do not understand, and just in case, to be robbed.
Tenth. I want to go home, here I do not give to be realized. But also check out procedure. Zadran. Fool me that drove here ...
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The curve of the American dream led me under the parabola is strictly in the ass. I've been writing this, if you wish, post it on Yap, I FSUs. I am tired with these amers chesslovo!
Zadornov that he satirist, star, his audience and bring fakie loot and I am writing to you for other purposes. Firstly, I am almost 3 years did not speak in Russian, it's annoying, because my thoughts are not able to adapt to a foreign language. Secondly, I should not have come here as a young specialist chemist, no, I do not need here. Is that the toilets clean. Although there is also a chemical reaction, can not complain.
The third green card gives money, the fact. But you will always be someone here has to. Bank, community, trade union)) Gee, I remembered where I was born))
Fourth, you are one with your grade education. This country - McDonalds. Whether you're at least two-meter reason, you're still going to mow lawns first.
Fifth. You're no use to anyone here. The fact that you know by heart Mark Twain's only hurt you. Here no one reads. Reading is not profitable. Do not talk to them about books.
Sixth. Drop from a construction crane, a broken spine, yell out in pain, but find the strength to say that everything is okay with you, or do not understand. Politeness is dependent on the ability to not strain.
Seventh. Be a fool, worrying about their parents. They went their forests, because you already knocked age. Fuck them. Will strain - hand over to the nursing home.
Eighth. All live on credit. Limit his long exhausted. The external debt of US credit rolls. Be ready at any time to pay all at once, because it is necessary to bomb Iran, and their ilk.
Ninth. You used to walk freely in the Biryulёvo, Chertanovo and Tsarina. If you are the man rules, you are not moved in 90% of cases. Here you can not just walk. You do not understand, and just in case, to be robbed.
Tenth. I want to go home, here I do not give to be realized. But also check out procedure. Zadran. Fool me that drove here ...
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