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A little humor about trudovyebudnyah professional designer. Suddenly someone smile))

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Customer:
- We need a 30-second cartoon. You have time to draw it for 10 days?
Designer:
- Of course.
Customer:
- Well, we will approve it with our superiors, and you can start.
It takes 3 days
Customer:
- The administration has approved a term of 10 days ... But now we've got six days to perform a cartoon. Do you have time?
Designer:
- Well, if we start now, you still have time.
It takes 2 more days
Customer:
-Nachalstvo Approved period of 6 days. But we still have only 3 days before delivery. We believe that such a short time you will not cope with the task. Therefore, we can not cooperate with you.

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Deputy Director:
- Need to quickly make a book of 170 pages.
Designer:
- Quickly not work
Deputy Director:
- No, you have to print tomorrow
Designer:
-First To impose ...
Deputy Director:
- What's there to make up? only some 25 copies. necessary. It quickly mark up!

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Customer:
- Draw me a cat three different colors, and at the end of the letter "F" and all this on an orange background.
Designer:
- In terms of 3 the cat and the letter "F"? What does this mean?
Customer:
- This means JERSEY!

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- It is necessary to make the font larger, change the background, so everything was nice
After 1 day
- I like everything, but for some reason the site is not in first place in Yandex?

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- Make a poster advertising a product, it is important and urgent!
- Ok, there TK?
- What is it?
- Tech. job!
& lt; seconds ... 10 ... & gt;
- Hmmm ... Well, to make a poster please !!!

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- I do not like, it's not what I want!
- What do you want?
- To please!

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The client wanted to place on the back of all cards Dali painting "Dream, inspired by the flight of a bee around a pomegranate a second before awakening».
Designer:
- Proportional picture and card do not match, so either we cut off the bit her, or will the white box.
Client:
- Nothing needs to be cut, Doris just missing.
Designer:
- Dali painting to finish?
Client:
- Yes, you are the designer!

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Client:
- Hello, we need to make a movie about corruption and injustice.
Designer:
- OK. What are your time and budget?
Client:
- BUDGET ?? You probably are doing it only for the money! Corrupt officials do just that! Good luck.

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- You do not remember me?
- I remember. free still does not draw
- Excuse me, why are you always working for money?

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D - welcome when send information on business cards?
H - It's classified information!
D - How to do that? : O
W - be smart do in Word only in CMYK! We are all vobem.

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- Which of the four options choose?
- Yes

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- Now I'm going to wait on you on every assignment to 5 options.
- In terms of this will affect not the best way.
- I'm talking about the amount of work, and not about the time. Terms leave.

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 - No, for us it is too expensive for the logo, but still send us options - we think, at least three options will suit us.

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