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If you are gentle with them - you're ridiculous.
If not, - insensitive.

If you do not use make-up - for you do not pay attention.
If you use - to flirt with others.

If you do not work - you're just a housewife.
If you work (and earn even more than they are) - they svirepeyut.

If they pay, - it is to use.
If you pay - they feel humiliated.

If you sleep with them, - you crazy slut.
If not - you do not love them.

If they get a boost - a consequence of their abilities and achievements.
If you get an increase - this is because you slept with the boss.

If they are looking at other women - that's their nature.
If you looked at the other men - you're wrong. If you meet with some unfortunate - you're a fool.
If a millionaire - you are prudent.

If they are still unmarried 30 - they are highly valued free guys.
If you're not yet married 30 - "the train has already left».

If you have a bad mood - you nevrotichka.
If they - the poor: they do not understand you!

If you're ugly - you're no use to anybody.
If you are comely and intelligent - they are afraid of you.

If they "go left" and you stay with them, - you complete idiot.
If you go - you are "intolerant».

If they have a mistress - is because they get home is not all that they need.
If you have a lover, - "What a *** rd!»

If they see a young, - "Bravo, bravo, bravo!»
If you see a younger - it's because you needed it urgently.

If they are obnoxious - just understand them: they had a bad day.
If you are unbearable - you just your days.

If you do not expect them to not spoil, do not cook them food, not contained in the order of their clothes and the house - you bezdelnitsa.
If you're doing for them all - they go away from you to another!