Funny poems

Hello, Grandfather Frost!
I'll break your nose!
At me with your gifts
The fifth day is diarrhea ...

I am not foolish smile
And not out of habit.
Just Dad very tight
Tightened braids.

At school I am now go
And I am sitting at their desks.
That's all I can do.
Because I brake.

And my dad
Hands - on! And the legs - in!
It works athlete
At the same bandit.

One, two, three, four, five ...
None can stand!
I myself have learned so
The birds throwing bricks! Bunny, bunny, gallop-poskoku!
H-IIA you spent grain in the side!
Not with cabbage as we
Eat on New Year's cake ...

If I had a dad ...
If mom would have been ...
I would then in fourth grade
From homeless gave birth ...

I have become a great.
Roast meat, I cut the fat.
Mom, Mom, look,
What my grandmother inside!

If there is a God in the world,
It has long been deaf.
We have in the garden today
In second was peas.

I watered them with water,
On a warm night sheltering.
Hurry you grow,
My little Titi!

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