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Instructions on the plane (41 instruction translation)
Captain, the neighbors came for salt!
Make nuclear briefcase Uncle Sam from the plane is forbidden!
The flight attendant call button - to the left.
Punching moose is allowed only in the economy class.
Beware, you can mash the face vest
Short arms - a cause for concern.
Calculates effort!
If you broke the handle on our hatch, we recommend you to throw yourself.
Legged not need help.
Before using correctly align the stereo glasses!
You can not stop us, John McClane
He always comes here.
Pick fins suitable size and the same color as the vest.
Attention! Dead bird and fish on the menu - only on plates with the band.
Kick in the ass - a very effective way to deal with free-riders
No exit! Putin guard.
If to your oxygen mask stuck skunk tail, then ... Well, in short, you decide ...
When jogging on the wing, beware of hitting his head on the letter K.
Places feeding carp can often be identified by the bubbles rising from the bottom of
For lovers pairs are available double life rafts.
Our trained staff easily curled you on the wing.
If you like a chair - you can take it with you.
And so we always know where you are it still dragged in a chair built beacon.
Always be ready for any garbage!
Look, whether you have under the seat of the remaining two letters.
If a shark bit off your legs, keep your hands to paddle
Remember that this exit in case of danger, operate automatically!
Before opening the door look through the peephole!
If the diaper under the seat has a yellow color - you have already used.
If you give me one more show focus, I'll give you a hundred dollars!
The Olympic Torch Relay is strictly prohibited!
Call - do not call, and 19 of the hot water does not include!
In the right pocket of your lifejacket is hunting sausage. Well, just in case
If you can not swim, that's no reason to lose face - should always be a way out. Grasp, for example, the passing concrete cube.
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Make nuclear briefcase Uncle Sam from the plane is forbidden!
The flight attendant call button - to the left.
Punching moose is allowed only in the economy class.
Beware, you can mash the face vest
Short arms - a cause for concern.
Calculates effort!
If you broke the handle on our hatch, we recommend you to throw yourself.
Legged not need help.
Before using correctly align the stereo glasses!
You can not stop us, John McClane
He always comes here.
Pick fins suitable size and the same color as the vest.
Attention! Dead bird and fish on the menu - only on plates with the band.
Kick in the ass - a very effective way to deal with free-riders
No exit! Putin guard.
If to your oxygen mask stuck skunk tail, then ... Well, in short, you decide ...
When jogging on the wing, beware of hitting his head on the letter K.
Places feeding carp can often be identified by the bubbles rising from the bottom of
For lovers pairs are available double life rafts.
Our trained staff easily curled you on the wing.
If you like a chair - you can take it with you.
And so we always know where you are it still dragged in a chair built beacon.
Always be ready for any garbage!
Look, whether you have under the seat of the remaining two letters.
If a shark bit off your legs, keep your hands to paddle
Remember that this exit in case of danger, operate automatically!
Before opening the door look through the peephole!
If the diaper under the seat has a yellow color - you have already used.
If you give me one more show focus, I'll give you a hundred dollars!
The Olympic Torch Relay is strictly prohibited!
Call - do not call, and 19 of the hot water does not include!
In the right pocket of your lifejacket is hunting sausage. Well, just in case
If you can not swim, that's no reason to lose face - should always be a way out. Grasp, for example, the passing concrete cube.
Taken from dirty.ru