Idiotic instructions

Idiotic instructions appear for different reasons. Sometimes the company prints the obvious recommendations on their products in order to prevent the occurrence of lawsuits. Widely known case where a woman burned by hot coffee purchased at a cafe McDonald's, has seized millions of dollars in damages. After that, the cups of coffee there was an inscription: "Warning: hot coffee." Sometimes the true meaning of instructions is lost as a result of the transfer, but sometimes absurd labels on packages are the result of the usual stupidity.

From plumbing faucet instructions: "Do not use for other use».

The packaging of nuts: "Caution! It contains nuts ».

On the package of nuts supplied to passengers in airplanes airline «American Airlines»: «Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts».

From instruction to the Swedish chainsaw: "Please do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals».

The label of child costume Superman (USA): "Wearing a suit does not give the ability to fly».

The label covers: "Do not use to protect themselves from the storm».

From manual to cycling rearview mirror: "Remember: objects reflected in the mirror are actually behind you».

The packaging bicycle suit "does not protect against injuries of the body not covered by the suit».

Because instructions for the microwave oven: "It is forbidden to dry pet '(the inscription appeared after an American housewife tried to dry in the microwave just to redeem a cat).

In a memo to users toilet: "We do not recommend throwing stones into the toilet and heavy objects, because it may cause damage to the toilet».

On the package of pine nuts: "This is really nuts grow on pines».

Memo company that produces greeting cards "Christmas greeting cards is to give on Christmas Eve».

The packaging of hair curlers. Two options offered by different companies: "Do not use eyelash curler, it can lead to serious injury to the eyes" and "External use only».

On the packaging of condoms: "Do not drive when you use our products».

On the bottle cleaner bath: "For best results, wash the bath when it is clean».

From manual folding chair: "Before decomposed seat, you remove the child from him».

On a bottle of shampoo (the production of Taiwan): "Use constantly to avoid serious damage to the hair».

The packaging of salt, "Attention! It contains a lot of sodium ».

Because instructions to the camera: "The camera can operate only when the inside is a film».

The packaging for the steering lock of the car: "Warning! Remove the lock before driving ».

Korean knife for cutting meat carcasses: "Take care of the children».

Because instructions to the Japanese Food processors: "Warning! Can not be used in another way ».

Unsurpassed until the top creative compilers of the instructions may be a poster mounted on a small railway station in England: "Warning! Touching these high voltage will cause instant death. Violators will be fined! "...