Classification of passengers in the subway Bashny.Net

Many Russian subways already fit to enter public rights movement in the underground thanks to some unscrupulous citizens.
These people can be classified into the following categories ...




At the entrance:
Grandmother-slug: meeedlenno down the stairs, leaning on a stick, but a foot from the handrail, so bypass it with one hand, there is no place, and on the other prevent departing passengers.
Curious: he is in front of you suddenly see something interesting in a stall and rushes to it, blocking your path.
Stirlitz: Gestapo blocked all the exits, but Stirlitz still gone ... through the entrance. So this type of exits through the door that you just gathered to enter.
Bortsuny the system: pushing the door slightly open if it is outside and pulls over, if it is ajar inside.



April Fools' Day: every first day of the month when the morning improvident citizens create kilometer queue, buying a pass for the current month. If you too are standing in the queue, I have bad news for you.
Digger: a middle-aged aunt, rarely travels by subway, which lies a ticket does not remember, but it is looking for in a bag always standing in front of the turnstile, aside zapadlo do it.



On the down escalator:
Swifty: running down the escalator, loud stomping and touching your elbows, each following bustler enrages more than the previous and nastaёt when put next bandwagon (mentally), and represent, as it were, he flew down.
Come in large numbers: getting off the escalator rises, rooted to the spot in front of a sign with a list of stations and seeking where did he go?
Impatient: want to go to the car as quickly as possible, for they stand in front of the door, the passage narrowed, and people go out one by one, gently squeezing sideways, landing on time is doubled. That's the simple way hurrying themselves interfere in the car and go as slowly as possible.



At the station:
Naive: sometimes through the station transit passes an empty train. And always neponyal the announcement "a train in the direction of the landing station Taganskaya no" still means that it is not, and seeing absolutely empty train dream soon put the ass, but their waiting bummer, after stopping the train, without opening the door, goes further. At this point, very fun to watch their faces.
In the car:
If in the crowded car, you can see the entire free shop, do not hurry to rejoice, there or sleeping homeless or soul nablёvano. At the next station can neighing of passengers who rushed there, but quickly changed their minds, twisting his face, but remember that the previous one and neighing at you.
Porters stand at the door, stuck to the rail on all sides, closing the passage in the middle of the car, and in the car itself. Create crowd on level ground.
Resting: if the car is free, then the individual is, as soon as the car comes in, slowing sharply and slowly, stroll chooses where it used to stand. I would like to make it fit for Pendeli ass.
I listen to anything: listening to "CC-DSS DSS DSS CC-CC-CC-DCS", through open headphones than pulls out all stops if a train in a tunnel.
Resident: Do not sit on the vacant space in front of it, continues to be on foot, keeping the already sickly crush.
Aunt-filibuster: spotted seats and, raspihivaya all, breaking him to take. Sometimes it is a duel between the aunts, who is faster.



Kish with iPhones: rides sitting, holding a iPhone, while not listening to music, reads, does not matter, no one is overwritten, not digging in the settings, just holding.
Lame beggar: Gypsy nationality, has the voice of freezing and crooked legs, which they, according to my guesses, especially break in childhood, kind and compassionate to such earnings in the future.
We leave the car.
Persistent: at interchange stations there appear the moron who stands at the door, but goes further, he goes out of the car and will not release you, it will bypass, push, and he will stand still.
Come in large numbers - 2, as soon as got out of the car, he gets in his tracks and looking for a pointer to the transfer.
On the up escalator.
Mountaineer: catching sight of a great place to lift decides to climb on foot to turn off the escalator if the escalator is long, you can catch the lulz how he first quarter of the way dashing runs to the middle of the proceeds to move upward barely crawls with a red face, sticking out of orbit eyes and language on the shoulder.
Obochechnik: in the underground remains obochechnikom bypasses all on the escalator on the right side and breaks.
Right deviators: suited to the escalator on the left side, the right fit before you. Party of the Right deviators, following each other in single file, does not allow to go to the escalator and go on foot to those who need it.
Passenger-stopper: not zassal and stood on the escalator on the left clogged passage and increase the capacity of the escalator twice, followed by the escalator begins to fill in two rows, and all quickly dissipates, because to go up no one wants, while they themselves stand on the left ochkuyut as if someone did not say that.
Right deviationist ideological: suitable left, climbs to the right, even when everybody gets up in two rows.



Source: muz4in.net