And what would you choose? Bashny.Net

1. To be born
2. Sell home
3. to grab global propizdonov for sale homeland
4. Dump the US, get a lot of money
5. Die by the explosion of a nuclear bomb.

1. To be born
2. Buy a chainsaw to kill all screaming "AAAABLYAYAYAYA !!! Yyyy !!! Beeee !!! "scatter my spit in all directions
3. Die under the treads of the tank KV-1 and machine-gun fire from a helicopter ...
4. Being shown on TV

1. To be born
2. devour hallucinogenic mushrooms
3. Go to the talking trees, lilac load container iridium
4. Send a swim in the river Limpopo, found there a flock of giant kangaroos and eat magic orange power shed

1. To be born
2. Rub all and sundry about delineation of discrete integrals in Euclidean geometry
3. Be MESSAGE fuck

1. To be born
2. notch old woman with an ax for the ruble
3. notch two old ladies for 2 rubles and 100 points exp
4. notch all the old ladies in the neighborhood, all cats dogs, zombies, dragons, etc. etc. To earn a lot of points, money and bonuses.
5. Turn off the play station and go to bed

1. To be born
2. Marry
3. hang on to their own shorts donated by the mother-in on 23rd February

1. To be born
2. Send an SMS with the note «menty kozly» to the number 02 and get global pizdyuley

1. To be born
2. To go to Arkhangelsk in search of pink grizzly bear
3. Stop eat hallucinogenic rowed

1. To be born
2. Assemble the 7 packs of Maggi soups
3. Get a ticket to Bobruisk, recreation and accommodation in the sanatorium "The young zhyvotnoe" and blacklisted as a gift

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