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- If you imagine your wife as a www.muladu.home.wife.
 - If your home cause you to lunch by e-mail.
 - If you want a new modem for the New Year.
 - If you perceive as a pack of orange juice ZIR file a bunch of oranges.
 - If all your jokes received via email.
 - If your wristwatch is not lower class processor Rentium 3.
 - If you are looking forward to Christmas to plenty enough of new games, a gift to your children.
 - If your ideal holiday - in an accelerated mode to view the new filmets to find in it a bunch of technical errors.
 - If you regularly run hour program to check the results of the test takes five minutes.
 - If you are sure that you can easily assemble a powerful laser, using only solar cell of the turnstile in the subway, and the flash to tear you from the Chinese "Soap".
 - If the housing program block your computer never fixed with screws, so as not to waste time on them twisting.
 - If your can opener, converted by you, is at least 16 MB of RAM.
 - If you want easily, in what direction will now twist the water in the kitchen sink drain.
 - If you removed the rear wall of your TV only to see - how it differs from the computer.
 - If you own electrical experiments at least once set fire to a school.
 - If your favorite T-shirt says "WINDOWS MUST DIE!".
 - If you frequently carry your bags to your hard drive.
 - If you believe that computers are really good only for games, real-time strategy - but do not dare say it out loud.
 - If you know that the Aliens living among us.
 - If you always keep the power cords from discarded electrical appliances.
 - If your hard drive is lost somewhere in the driver library.
 - If you change their passwords more often than computers.
 - If your personal discs with far more toys than your children.
 - If your IQ more of your weight.
 - If you're easy to remember up to eight network address - but not the birthday of his wife.
 - If you type text at a rate of over 70 words per minute - but often can not make out your own handwriting.
 - If the people groan when you put your favorite music.
 - If your wristwatch buttons more than on your phone.
 - If you have online friends much more than in real life.
 - If you believe that the real heroes of the movie "Apollo 13" - the ones who ran the flight sitting in Mission Control Center.
 - If you think that people can only yawn because they do not get enough sleep.
 - If the answer to the three-year kid 'Why is the sky blue? "You begin to mumble something about Bill Gates.
 - If your computer along with the periphery is slightly more expensive "Lada".
 - If your daily diet consists of only four names - caffeine, sugar, beer and chips.