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Night attack on the camp of orcs elves.
Complete mess. Shouts. Vanity.
From one of the tents jumps naked elf with a bow at the ready.
A pair of orcs is thoughtfully looking at it.
Elf:
 - What looked? Naked elves have never seen ?!
Orc:
 - Yes, we were just wondering where you're going to get the boom? ..

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On an unnamed island sitting Houma elf and orc. Suddenly Hooman
roused himself:
 - Guys, look! Look here she floats on a raft! How will
to share it?
Elf:
 - Keep it to myself any of us choose!
Hooman:
 - I think we need to throw a lot!
 - And what are you options? - They ask orc.
He grabs a club and both uhryapyvaet:
 - Options, options! What, in hy, there options?
After that, he hastens to meet the girl, and happily exclaims:
 - To drink there ?!
 - No!
 - Damn you, damn! These guys perished for nothing!

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Orc walks into a tavern, and on his shoulder sits a parrot.
The innkeeper asked:
- "Where have you dug this?»
Parrot answers:
- "In Elmore, there is such a crap bulk»

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Orc asked orchihu - his wife:
 - You're Nobody said how beautiful you are?
 - No ...
 - PERVYYNAH !!!

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Orc dragged two innocent victims bear to the village, and the meeting comes to a third orc and asks:
 - Grizzly?
The two look at each other and meet Orc:
 - Nat. Zadushily.

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There are two Orc:
 - Classroom Bron'ka you! Many gave?
 - No, the little things ... brass knuckles in the skull, foot on the liver ...

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Orc caught goldfish (ZR) ...
all as it should be, says Fish supposedly guessing.
Orc strained pretended that thought:
"I want the road from our" cellar "in Giran, that would not teleport."
RR: You Th? : blink: it's hopping come messing around ... more!
Orc: "I want to understand though that the thread in the world."
RR: You 2- or 4-lane road?

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Yesterday, in an area of ​​Giran dwarf I climbed into the bag, I did not notice at first, then open the bag - sitting.

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Orc has led to a girl. They drank, danced, went to bed.
Orc put her on her back, and the top. E ** t it for half an hour, an hour,
two, three ... then he gets out of it and said:
 - All right. Now you will not see me for a long time.
Woman sorry:
 - I already have to leave?
 - No, it flips.

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Elf Orc teaches:
 - Remember, Orc, smart spell always doubt everything. Just a noob can be fully uvepennym something.
 - You uvepen it, elf?
 - Absolutely.

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"Elves COX !!! '' said one to another Orc. "Yeah, too, Nitsche elfiechki ..." muttered the second, gnawing the leg ...

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Orc pixie cuts.
 - Elf ears you need?
 - Of course.
 - On, hold!

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Orc meets light elves and says:
 - You elves known comedians, will tell something funny.
 - What, you want to evaluate our subtle sense of humor?
 - No, just stupid neighing.