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RPG jokes
Night attack on the camp of orcs elves.
Complete mess. Shouts. Vanity.
From one of the tents jumps naked elf with a bow at the ready.
A pair of orcs is thoughtfully looking at it.
Elf:
- What looked? Naked elves have never seen ?!
Orc:
- Yes, we were just wondering where you're going to get the boom? ..
***
On an unnamed island sitting Houma elf and orc. Suddenly Hooman
roused himself:
- Guys, look! Look here she floats on a raft! How will
to share it?
Elf:
- Keep it to myself any of us choose!
Hooman:
- I think we need to throw a lot!
- And what are you options? - They ask orc.
He grabs a club and both uhryapyvaet:
- Options, options! What, in hy, there options?
After that, he hastens to meet the girl, and happily exclaims:
- To drink there ?!
- No!
- Damn you, damn! These guys perished for nothing!
***
Orc walks into a tavern, and on his shoulder sits a parrot.
The innkeeper asked:
- "Where have you dug this?»
Parrot answers:
- "In Elmore, there is such a crap bulk»
***
Orc asked orchihu - his wife:
- You're Nobody said how beautiful you are?
- No ...
- PERVYYNAH !!!
***
Orc dragged two innocent victims bear to the village, and the meeting comes to a third orc and asks:
- Grizzly?
The two look at each other and meet Orc:
- Nat. Zadushily.
***
There are two Orc:
- Classroom Bron'ka you! Many gave?
- No, the little things ... brass knuckles in the skull, foot on the liver ...
***
Orc caught goldfish (ZR) ...
all as it should be, says Fish supposedly guessing.
Orc strained pretended that thought:
"I want the road from our" cellar "in Giran, that would not teleport."
RR: You Th? : blink: it's hopping come messing around ... more!
Orc: "I want to understand though that the thread in the world."
RR: You 2- or 4-lane road?
***
Yesterday, in an area of Giran dwarf I climbed into the bag, I did not notice at first, then open the bag - sitting.
***
Orc has led to a girl. They drank, danced, went to bed.
Orc put her on her back, and the top. E ** t it for half an hour, an hour,
two, three ... then he gets out of it and said:
- All right. Now you will not see me for a long time.
Woman sorry:
- I already have to leave?
- No, it flips.
***
Elf Orc teaches:
- Remember, Orc, smart spell always doubt everything. Just a noob can be fully uvepennym something.
- You uvepen it, elf?
- Absolutely.
***
"Elves COX !!! '' said one to another Orc. "Yeah, too, Nitsche elfiechki ..." muttered the second, gnawing the leg ...
***
Orc pixie cuts.
- Elf ears you need?
- Of course.
- On, hold!
***
Orc meets light elves and says:
- You elves known comedians, will tell something funny.
- What, you want to evaluate our subtle sense of humor?
- No, just stupid neighing.
Complete mess. Shouts. Vanity.
From one of the tents jumps naked elf with a bow at the ready.
A pair of orcs is thoughtfully looking at it.
Elf:
- What looked? Naked elves have never seen ?!
Orc:
- Yes, we were just wondering where you're going to get the boom? ..
***
On an unnamed island sitting Houma elf and orc. Suddenly Hooman
roused himself:
- Guys, look! Look here she floats on a raft! How will
to share it?
Elf:
- Keep it to myself any of us choose!
Hooman:
- I think we need to throw a lot!
- And what are you options? - They ask orc.
He grabs a club and both uhryapyvaet:
- Options, options! What, in hy, there options?
After that, he hastens to meet the girl, and happily exclaims:
- To drink there ?!
- No!
- Damn you, damn! These guys perished for nothing!
***
Orc walks into a tavern, and on his shoulder sits a parrot.
The innkeeper asked:
- "Where have you dug this?»
Parrot answers:
- "In Elmore, there is such a crap bulk»
***
Orc asked orchihu - his wife:
- You're Nobody said how beautiful you are?
- No ...
- PERVYYNAH !!!
***
Orc dragged two innocent victims bear to the village, and the meeting comes to a third orc and asks:
- Grizzly?
The two look at each other and meet Orc:
- Nat. Zadushily.
***
There are two Orc:
- Classroom Bron'ka you! Many gave?
- No, the little things ... brass knuckles in the skull, foot on the liver ...
***
Orc caught goldfish (ZR) ...
all as it should be, says Fish supposedly guessing.
Orc strained pretended that thought:
"I want the road from our" cellar "in Giran, that would not teleport."
RR: You Th? : blink: it's hopping come messing around ... more!
Orc: "I want to understand though that the thread in the world."
RR: You 2- or 4-lane road?
***
Yesterday, in an area of Giran dwarf I climbed into the bag, I did not notice at first, then open the bag - sitting.
***
Orc has led to a girl. They drank, danced, went to bed.
Orc put her on her back, and the top. E ** t it for half an hour, an hour,
two, three ... then he gets out of it and said:
- All right. Now you will not see me for a long time.
Woman sorry:
- I already have to leave?
- No, it flips.
***
Elf Orc teaches:
- Remember, Orc, smart spell always doubt everything. Just a noob can be fully uvepennym something.
- You uvepen it, elf?
- Absolutely.
***
"Elves COX !!! '' said one to another Orc. "Yeah, too, Nitsche elfiechki ..." muttered the second, gnawing the leg ...
***
Orc pixie cuts.
- Elf ears you need?
- Of course.
- On, hold!
***
Orc meets light elves and says:
- You elves known comedians, will tell something funny.
- What, you want to evaluate our subtle sense of humor?
- No, just stupid neighing.
