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Hello, Grandfather Frost
There is such a thing ...
Good - I brought the bag,
We must hide the body ...

Wakes up after the New Year the Snow Maiden and Santa Claus:
 - Hey, Grandpa, after yesterday I do not remember.
 - Well, when the kids to come to the tree, you have been pyanaya, then another pair of glasses namahnula, and began a striptease dance.
 - I have something and I think I have the full Th pants candy

Early morning, January 2, 2006
Putin phone call wakes sleeping Yushchenko.
 - And we have gas in the apartment. And you?

Parable.
Once we walked Dragon and Ivan the Fool. For a long time or a short walking
It is unknown, but they went to the junction of the three roads. A stone at the fork
worth. And on the stone says: "To the right you go - you will find a wealth of
great, just go - waiting for you girl beauty unseen, left
go - you edit tridesyatom kingdom & quot ;. He looked at the stone dragon
and he said jokingly: "I would not mind any of the girls, nor by wealth, nor
by the royal crown. But I can not explode! ". "Well, it's fixable," - said Ivan the Fool and two strikes the ball ripped Gorynycha into three parts.
Moral: If you close a fool - jokes have to be careful.

High in the mountains of the Georgian boy asks his grandfather:
 - Grandpa, how old are you?
 - One hundred and fifty-eight.
 - Stunned! But you did, and you drink and smoke ?!
 - Of course!!! And I never shall die.

Crow sitting on a tree and holding a piece of cheese.
Fox Runs:
 - You have a voice, a voice! Sing, Voronushka!
Raven opens his mouth, croaks. Cheese falls down.
Fox rises on his hind legs to his words.
But here the cheese, it reached, begins to rise up!
Fox ahue ...
Crow:
 - Haaa Haaa, this yo-yo, fool!