Ads in newspapers

Car repair on photos. Tel. 29-487-3568.

SALE: VAZ-2101, color music, all the bells and whistles. Do not ride. Tel. & gt; 943-275-140.

Underground parking in the woods. Damp. Fearfully. Expensive. Tel. 038-729-487.

Coming policeman take your child to the police and eat. Tel.943-275-140.

Connection washing machine to the Internet. Tel. 038-729-487.

I teach to live within our means. Expensive. Tel. 73012-978-231.

Paid parking in the corner for naughty children. Tel. 038-729-487.

Toning aquariums. Tel. 380-729-487.

Two girls at the price of three boys! Tel. 487-749-23.

An experienced doctor with the rank. book puts all diagnoses. Cure Disease turnkey guessing honey. directory. Tel. 654-098-345.

Peddling fourth decade. The horror! Tel. 122-79-2087.

Dulyovo participate. Our module in your business! Tel. 29-487-3568.

Services movers pregnant women. Work at night. Tel. 879-382-38.

An experienced dealer shows interested parties hole in the fence at the "Crystal". Tel. 654-098-345.

Plasticine window - it is real! Do not believe? To hell with you. Tel.138-229-981.

Refining oil paint fences. Refinement labels in the hallways, elevators. Tel. 986-654-23.

A team of 11 people will perform any football work. Not "Dynamo". Tel.676-545-331.

For the wedding! General, Admiral, Marshal with a mustache. There are also wedding soldier Ensign-joker. Tel. 487-359-373987.

Snow White ZAZ-965 for your celebrations. (Wedding 2-3 people, small funeral). Tel. 38-701-412.

Establish your visor cap. Tel. 943-275-140.

Box peephole in floors, walls, jambs. Tel. 93-974-3098.

Services fatty defenseless man. 300 p / h. Tel. 04-802-304.

Wants to look beautiful and younger than his years! Lying is not good. Tel. 382-729-487.

Upholstery polished furniture. Tel. 29-487-3568.

Prolonging binge at home Tel. 86-32-18

Black leather men. Production of Nigeria. Tel. Nigeria 45884393

Tell your bruises, "Goodbye!" New superbezopasnye rake! The handle is made of polyurethane foam and is finished! Now you can safely step on their rakes clock.

Door eye to both eyes at once! Doors with a recess for the nose! This you have not seen!

Toilets for the entrances and elevators. «SAMSSU-BIO»

The cheapest tickets in the south - with us! For the first time in the Crimea - in the boxcars! You pay only for boiling water. Travel agency «PARADISE-EXPRESS Unlimited».

"Voenkombank" announces the mobilization of deposits. All depositors are to report to the assembly point. Having a stock of money with you for three days.

Mates! Steep wall gold chains in the arm thickness at the store, "Everything for Ponta».

Ekaterinburg Municipal Toilet holds an open day. For visitors to the toilet runs a snack bar and a brass band played.

The Moscow office of MTV announced a contest for the vacant position of pepper. Experience with assholes and coolest chicks with big tits is required Tel. 029-380-9248.

State commission on labor disputes require dividing. Tel.790-456-711.

You are young, healthy and energetic? Traffic police of Moscow invites you to get a perspective specialty milking machine operators! Tel.912-3939-234.

Russian team to participate in the race "Formula-I» require the driver with a personal and / m. Tel. 123-8903-8031.

A foreign company (which does not say) offers a job (do not say what) for a large salary (do not say what)! Phone also not say. Who will guess and - and take that!

Lenin raysobesu required bouncer. Tel. 129-1239-4394.

All diving: weight, rope, a basin with tsementom.Tel. 943-275-140.

Sale of natural honey in the package (the hive, the bee). Tel. 943-275-140.

SERVICES: We pass the gate, heating mains, basements for a day or less.
There are all necessary. Tel. 39-2349-02349.

ENTERTAINMENT: Club "To 70" invites physically decrepit and otsluzhivshihmuzhchin.

"Solid Company will lease punch"